I am fascinated by southern phrases. Feel free to include your own.
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These comics are funnier than a donkey playing ping pong.

"It's a blessing and a curse" is funnier than zero-g elderly.

There are actual games of "donkey basketball" that take place around East Tennessee.

Sure, it's just people riding on donkeys and trying to play basketball, but try explaining that to some one.

198923

I've chased a greased pig. I didn't catch him and I wouldn't have known what to do with him if I had. I'm not proud of it but I'd be lying to you all if I didn't fess up.

All the way over in Essex they know that southern people just ain't right.

I'm still thinking of turning the concept behind this on its head and doing a Southern UK and Southern Ireland version.

Jes is the cuss.

199080

jes, I love that idea. It cracks me up that every region has their own section where people are really behind the times. Bring 'em on.