I am fascinated by southern phrases. Feel free to include your own.
[Click to view comic: 'My favorite southern phrases (1)']
[Click to view comic: 'My favorite southern phrases (2)']
[Click to view comic: 'My favorite southern phrases (about blowjobs) (3)']
[Click to view comic: 'My favorite southern phrases (4) (with nods to umfum-n-Ivy)']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

These comics are funnier than a donkey playing ping pong.

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Poop.

"It's a blessing and a curse" is funnier than zero-g elderly.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

There are actual games of "donkey basketball" that take place around East Tennessee.

Sure, it's just people riding on donkeys and trying to play basketball, but try explaining that to some one.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'Southern Phrases']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I've chased a greased pig. I didn't catch him and I wouldn't have known what to do with him if I had. I'm not proud of it but I'd be lying to you all if I didn't fess up.

All the way over in Essex they know that southern people just ain't right.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I'm still thinking of turning the concept behind this on its head and doing a Southern UK and Southern Ireland version.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Jes is the cuss.

[Click to view comic: 'My favorite southern phrases- more nods to umfum (5)']

jes, I love that idea. It cracks me up that every region has their own section where people are really behind the times. Bring 'em on.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.