Who else bought the new Limp Bizkit CD?

Fred Durst CD by uncle_nasty_TOUCH 12-16-03

Let Freedom Ring Aint you gon' molest me dawg? I may be a pedophile but I'm not a fucking race mixer, nigger

You? Go away.

That is ghastlier than a thousand ghouls

Wait, no, ghastlier isn’t the word I’m looking for…what is it. Oh, right, more retarded.

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I LICKED HORSERADISH SAUCE OFF HITLER'S MUSTACHE! Also the Wolfman.

No, no guys!! Don't criticize! Bigots HATE it when you judge them!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

:)

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=D

A Plea for Dignity by El_Escritor 12-19-03

Hello, I'm the Stripcreator Priest. In every single strip I've ever been in, I've been portrayed as either a hypocrite or a pedophile. But many priests are decent people. I am tired of being debased. From now on, I will seek out roles with dignity. PRIESTZILLA IS DESTROYING THE CITY!!!!!!!!! This is not what I was hoping for.

PS--I broke my six-streak. This bodes ill.

CUM ON FELLAS !!!!!!!!! I MEAN SEEEERRROSSLY WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? Dragonman if it was you I swear to GOD im gonna cum oo========0 0: OH GOD that would mean i was a gay troll and a NOOB......LOL WTF OMG ROTF aolifhiusahdajkfnaojnhalo