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Hans_Gruber 
Stripcreator Newbie
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| Today, we will attain the 'feast of the chocolate starfish' position... Why are you blushing, my faithful? | |
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| 'Feast of the chocolate starfish'? | |
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| Yes. It will bring us three hundred and forty-nine steps closer to Shambala... | |
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| Isn't 'chocolate starfish' gay for 'asshole'? | |
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| Hush, and strip. We're streaming live in thirty-seconds... | |
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| I thought that Buddha statue looked conspicuously like a web cam... | |
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| Yes, my pupil. It is time I taught you the ancient secret art of levitation... | |
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| Oh, what wonderful joy! Today, I truly smell the clean mountain air of Agartha (navel of the earth)! | |
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| Take off your robe and sit on this sacred platform... | |
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| But master, that's not a platform. That's an almost perfect rubber replica of your penis...? | |
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| It's well-lubed, if that's what you're concerned about. | |
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| Is that a web cam buried inside it? | |
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| To truly levitate, you must first imagine a snowy field on the surface of the sun... | |
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| Now get on your stomach and bay like a wounded ram! | |
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| Good. That truly levitated me, in a manner of speaking. | |
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| My hate for you is as black as your scotum, master. | |
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| Pronounce 'q' without the 'uuu'. | |
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| You've graduated to journeyman. Good. Now you'll be able to stick your own cock up your asshole. | |
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| Could you please turn off your web cam first? | |
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