Hello. I have been known by many names (who hasn't?) but the one I choose to use here is El_Escritor. I would much appreciate it if you took some time to read these comics... Oh what the heck, if you're reading this, you're probably already going to. This is the beginning of a series with vague pretensions to an ongoing storyline. It will get better later. No, really. And it has no jokes about genetalia. Yet.

[Click to view comic: 'Lance McNotGabe, Space Detective, episode 1: Exposition']

[Click to view comic: 'Lance McNotGabe, Space Detective: Episode 2: Letdown']

[Click to view comic: 'LMNGSD: Episode 3: Not Another Saddam Comic']

[Click to view comic: 'Lance McNotGabe, Space Detective: Episode 4']

Why has the number for every comic I've written so far ended with six? Maybe it's a sign that God is on my side?

I'm gonna do it mAAk style. :|

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...