I'm not going to finish it....

'Twas the Night Before Christmas 1 by boinky33 12-20-03

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. ....... See? The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Tobor soon would be there. *stir* *stir* *stir*  :O  I'm so sorry.... I TRUSTED YOU!

'Twas the night before Christmas 2 by boinky33 12-20-03

The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads. Oh, man! This is some good shit. I can see fucking sugar plumbs! hahahaha!!!! And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long winter's nap. Who said that? !!!!!! When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Zzzzzzzzzz

'Twas the night before Christmas 3 by boinky33 12-20-03

Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. What the fuck is a sash? Well, Webster describes it as: A band or ribbon worn about the waist as part of one's clothing or over the shoulder as a symbol of rank. I don't think that's the kind of sash that's implied in this story. You're not a very good narrarater. Hey, shut the fuck up, asshole! I had to take four years of narrarating school to get this job! Just throw up the god damned sash! Woah.

'Twas the night before Christmas 4 by boinky33 12-20-03

The moon on the breast of th-- Heh! Heh! Heh!....Breast. Oh, grow up, you moron! I'm trying to tell a story!...Ahem...The moon on the breast of-- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I fucking hate you. Ok..ok...I'm fine now....

'Twas the night before Christmas 5 by boinky33 12-20-03

Ok, I'm just going to skip that line...When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer. Huh. With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Dick. Wow. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name: Now Thrasher! Now Cancer! Now, Asser and Dick-sen! On, Vomit! On, Stupid! On, Boner, and Titzen! To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall! Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!

'Twas the night before Christmas 6 by boinky33 12-20-03

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky, So up to the house-top the coursers they flew, With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Dick too. Nobody's reading this anymore, you know. Shut up! You're ruining it!....And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof The prancing and pawing of each little hoof. As I drew in my hand, and was turning around, Down the chimney St. Dick came with a bound. Ah! RAAAHHH!!!!!

Good.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

6 comics and not one racial slur?

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Daddy's Home...

Sorry to let you down.