I've made some non-contest strips, so I thought I'd put them up here so you can all ridicule and mock them mercilessly (i.e. provide C&C).

Brightest Thing in the Sky by Xuanwu 12-15-03

I am Mars, God of war, second planet from the sun. Now ph33r me, for I am the brightest thing in the whole damn sky! FOURTH PLANET! YOU'RE THE FOURTH PLANET FROM THE SUN! :P I LAG! Slut.

My very first comic. I did it in the style of Jerk City. Those lines are from an actual mIRC conversation I read.

Demented Santa by Xuanwu 12-24-03

I'm starting to be worried about Santa. Oh? I think the stress and unhealthy eating habits are affecting his brain. How can you tell? Absolutely nothing wrong with handing out pink leather underwear! HO HO HO! Mm, it's rubbing me in all the right places!

An obligatory Christmas comic. Santa's line is a quote from someone I know online.

I'm working on a series at the moment. I'll post it for you all to insult later when it's done.