okay, so i'm creating comics here now. my sense of humor is kinda off kilter most times, and sometimes is just plain bland. it's like british humor in that sense. so check me out. satansdik. yeah, that's me.

A Pedophiliac's Dream. by satansdik 12-24-03

The attempt. Hey little girl, thanks for coming back to my hotel room...you want some candy? Does that mean we are going to have sex? Then yes. Yes I do. Confusion. ... Well? Hop to it, man! The money shot. ...I am in heaven... So...should I get naked now, or what?

you like them or you don't. you're entitled to it. comments are always welcome.

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I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks.

Not my favorite of yours, but still funny.

It's not the pedophilia that's funny, it's the willing child freaking out the pedophile.

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