Inspired by the book "The DaVinci Code" by satansdik 12-16-03

Lalalala...women are evil...lalalala Hey! Jesus! How are you doing today? GAHHHHHHH! A WOMAN! YOU HEATHEN, YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY, YOU SINNER! REPENT! ...? think happy thoughts...think happy thoughts... I'd show you my tits, but i can't take my shirt off. Nice loincloth, by the way...

It's A Slobber Knocker. by satansdik 12-26-03

The Thesis. So I got my first apparent compliment from another SC artist today. *slurping noises, varied grunts of delight* The Hypothesis. And I'm trying to decide what's better...a swelled head, or a slobbed one. *slurping noises, varied squeals of desire* C'est Fin. *look of supreme pleasure, twitching slightly* *glug, glug, glug*

and for my last one, uhhh...my first one.

Resident Evil For Beginners by satansdik 12-14-03

And on that fateful day, it slowly became clear... *crying* ruff! It became clear to Redrum the Robot just exactly what Foofie the Wonderdog wanted... But that guy...he's just *standing* there! ruff! ruff!! RUFF!!! Zombies are scary. *sigh* You were right. He was a zombie. *sigh* ruff.

also, i am currently running a series entitled "why i love canada", which is done 3 parts at a time (when i feel like it), with unrelated interludes inbetween.

so yeah. feedback and stuff is good. and if you don't like them, please forward all complaints to DragonXero, as he/she suggested i post here.

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I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks.

First off, D/X didn't MAKE you do anything, unless he was standing beside you with his penis against your eyeball, threatening to ejaculate it through the back of your head unless you posted here.

Second off, this is WHERE PEOPLE POST COMICS! If you want people to read them and you aren't a donor, you post them to Read My Damn Comics. Pretty easy, right? Blaming DragonXero for you posting here is like blaming your mother for telling you to piss IN the toilet bowl. Much more like it than you realize, too.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

*sigh*...the irony is that you failed to see the humorous sarcasm present in a forum about comics.

OBVIOUSLY DragonXero didn't take my hand and force-type my post (and i can personally assure you that there were no penii near my eyes). however, he was the only one to offer encouragement, and suggested i start posting in the forums more. hence, the sarcastic remark that he "made" me do it.

secondly, this is actually the second time i have posted a comic in this section. once again, DragonXero was the only one to post a reply. i figured by stating he "made" me do it would spark perhaps more replies than the last futile attempt. i'm already one up...so thank you for that, MikeyG.

but thank you for belittling my attempt at sarcasm...you have made me feel so wanted (*tear*) here, and now i...

oh wait, i only cared enough to explain myself.

/post

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I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks.

Meh, I still think they're well-done.

Most of 'em anyway X)

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

What about penises?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

i'm fairly certain, but only slightly less, that there were also no penises near my eyes.

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I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks.

Pretty good comics.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

inDEED

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Unnecessarily offensive, more than needed to be funny. Are you angry at the world?

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

not at all...in fact, if you had indeed read the book called 'the davinci code' (first comic posted), you would see that it's a satire on that book.

the second comic is more stupid funny than offensive funny (unless you're a stuckup, frigid loser...in which case i can see the offense...no apology for it, though)

and the last one is not offensive at all...unless dogs on balls talking to robots is offensive to you. in which case, you're an idiot.

actually, if you find my comics offensive, you ARE an idiot. so good job on that.

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I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks.

I picked a fiesty bastard to call out, didn't I?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

who, me?

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I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks.

Sarcastic? How about retarded.

By the way, I know what irony is, and it has nothing to do with you.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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By the way, I know what irony is, and it has nothing to do with you.

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So who doesn't? Goldish, Diamontique, and Irony are all things we should be familiar with unless you are poor and can't afford cable. Hey if it wasn't for QVC my camper home would be all but empty.

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Okay... back to the guy's comics. I liked them. =D

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Sarcastic? How about retarded.

By the way, I know what irony is, and it has nothing to do with you.

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*looks around* Did I do a bad thing?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

wait, so there isnt any penises?

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xx( o Y o. )xx

You and your damned penises.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Yeah, you fucked up. Big time.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

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i don't think you know what either irony or sarcasm is, mikey...but we'll let sleeping dogs lie there.

by the way i know what funny is, and it has nothing to do with you. (after reading your "comics") but that's okay, you can stay angry and stupid...i won't hold it against you, chief.

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Will you two just fuck and get it over with? Yes, I am selling tickets before you ask. You guys should team up, this is like Another 48 hours or something.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

smamurai, why do you spurn me so? We had something special and sacred together. Now you have forever broken it and it could never be as it once was. Since it's over, you can mail me all my stuff back.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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i don't think you know what either irony or sarcasm is, mikey...but we'll let sleeping dogs lie there.

by the way i know what funny is, and it has nothing to do with you. (after reading your "comics") but that's okay, you can stay angry and stupid...i won't hold it against you, chief.

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Heh heh. We've got a fiesty little pissant, don't we? Hey, that's okay, satansdik. I admire your moxy for coming in here like gangbusters and crapping up the funny quotient on this site.

I mean, if we didn't have pure offal like you on this site, who would be around to make the funny ones look even better?

So I apologize sincerely for demanding that your comics:
A) Be funny
B) Make sense
C) Be possibly legible (which is easy since handwriting doesn't come into this)
D) Be stupid in a funny way

I love the fact that you post your eructation in RMDC and then balk at the criticism, too. God knows no one does THAT. Again, if we didn't have shitstains, there'd be no need for detergent, right? If it wasn't for you, I'd have no one to sharpen my piercing wit on. So for that, I thank you as well.

Please, please respond with some beliigerent comment so I can hone my skills. I can always use the practice.

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