Based on tru stories...

[Click to view comic: 'How I see my male friends...']

[Click to view comic: 'Obscure Political Parties that will run for office in 2004 2']

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

if i were american, i would vote for that crazy tie-dyed bitch...because being a pleasure slave is all about happiness and equality...

and blowjobs.

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I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks.