Yes, this is a retelling of actual events. Please let me know what you think.

My terrrible New Years by thochaos 1-01-04

5pm, December 31st: Yes! New Years Eve 2003! I have a good feeling about tonight! I've decided not to drink too much and just enjoy myself. Well, here I go for a night of fun! 5am, January 1st... Fuck.

New Years Hang Over: Day 1 -1 by thochaos 1-03-04

5pm, January 1st 2004 I am so hung over. I can't remember what happened last night and I feel like I'm gonna throw up. It's also highly likely that I'm still drunk. Especially considering that I just finished a 7 hour shift at work without realising I wasn't wearing pants.

New Years Hang Over: Day 1 -2 by thochaos 1-03-04

Why can't I remember what happened last night? I do remember drinking beer at home, bourbon, beer and wine at Jennifer's and then more beer at the party... Maybe that's why.

New Years Hang Over: Day 2 by thochaos 1-03-04

January 2nd 2004 I'm still hung over and I have to work again today. My stomach is churning away like crazy, I wouldn't be surprised if I vomitted. That'll teach those bastards for making me work.

New Years Hang Over: Day 3 -1 by thochaos 1-03-04

9am January 3rd 2004 Finally! My first day off since new years! I can sleep all day and finally get rid of this damn hang over. *RING RING* Hello? Hi. There is a problem here at work so we need you to come in. FUCK!!! Hello?

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

New Years Hang Over: Day 3 -2 by thochaos 1-03-04

At work: I vaguely remember you being at the party. Yeah, I was there. And did you turn purple and grow an extra head? Uh no... So I WAS drunk! Practically paraplegic.

New Years Hang Over: Day 3 -3 by thochaos 1-03-04

I don't remember a thing. Did I do anything stupid? Well you did make out with a girl. Oh crap! Wait - was it you? No. Oh crap!

New Years Hang Over: Day 3 -4 by thochaos 1-03-04

So I made out with a girl, that's not so bad. I wasn't finished. As I was saying, you did make out with a girl. And... And what? And several guys. OH DEAR GOD!!! Hey, you asked.

New Years Hang Over: Day 3 -5 by thochaos 1-03-04

I didn't really make out with any guys did I? Well I'm not sure, but you did seem to be coming on to them. You must be mistaken! What was I saying? I didn't quite get it, but something about needing someone to "pop your ass cherry." I don't think I want to hear anymore.

New Years Hang Over: Day 3 -6 by thochaos 1-03-04

I am annoyeed with you though. You spilled coffee on my clothes! Coffee? Where did I get coffee? We gave it to you to try and sober you up. Oh. I'm sorry. About the coffee and pretty much everything else that happened that night. I hope I didn't leave any stains. Elsewhere: What's that white stain on your shirt? Burn it!

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

New Years Hang Over: Day 3 -7 by thochaos 1-03-04

I have one last question. Why did I come to half naked on some random street? You thought it would be a good idea to perform a striptease. That explains the half naked part... We went inside to grab some money to stuff in your underwear but when we came back you were gone. Hopefully that was the only thing going to be stuffed in my underwear...

New Years Hang Over: Day 3 -End by thochaos 1-03-04

It took 3 days, but I finally have a better idea of what happened on New Years Eve. But one thing still troubles me: why do I have a smiley face tattooed on my dick? Don't you remember? We got matching tattoos to commemorate our first time together. Babe?

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Ah yes, beer and coffee, the only thing worse than a drunk, is an awake drunk who wants to go out and do things

That time was the most drunk and annoying I have ever been. I wish I was drunk now.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I'm glad you made a drunken ass out of yourself, otherwise I would have never seen this entertaining series.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

(insert funny joke about getting drunk here)

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

I'm kinda glad too because it gave me something to make some strips about.

But the fact that I can never leave my home again is a bit of a downer.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

That means you can make more good comics! =D

I guess I could get inspiration from watching pornography on the internet.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"