First strip is rated A by the Trihan Censorship Authority. (Avoid - Should not be viewed by anyone)

Seriously though, it contains a swearword, so if that kinda thing ain't yo' bag, divert thine eyes to a strip more worthy of your attention.

For those of you not fazed by a single profanity, please look upon mine work and offer your wisdom. It's appreciated, I'm fresh out.

Final note: Where I come from the word "fag" means cigarette, lending the third strip its punchline (Nonsensical as it is, it does have one!) please don't take it as a homosexual slur.

The First sign of Madness by Trihan 1-05-04

You come here often? Nah, first time. That's cool, me too. Thought so. You realise you're talking to yourself, right? Yeah...yeah, I'm kinda fucked up like that.

The Other Signs Go Quick by Trihan 1-05-04

Hey, squirrel. Yo, Gabe. You realise you're talking to a squirrel, right? Of course I do, magical pink donkey. What do I look like, insane? It was at around this point that Gabe considered the benefits of serious therapy. I'm considering the benefits of serious therapy. Nonsense, meatling. You're as sane as a herd of potatoes.

The Antithesis of Continuity by Trihan 1-05-04

And now it's time to read the fanmail! Loud rejoicing Well...this is shit. Seems we have a complaint about the first two strips having continuity. Deafening silence Just for you guys, this strip makes absolutely no sense at all! And I'm hammering a nail into my head. Fag.

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He has issues...serious issues...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Fairly well done, like my hamburgers. =D

Good start. Keep 'em coming.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Here's my latest.

It Just Wasn't His Time Yet by Trihan 1-06-04

I HAVE COME FOR YOU GABE. But it isn't my time yet! There are so many games I haven't played! IT IS USELESS TO RESIST. YOUR SOUL IS MI- Look! A three headed monkey! And so marked the first time in known history that Death wished he could do a >_< emoticon. WHERE? I DON'T SEE...DAMN, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU TRY TO REAP GAMERS.

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Trihan, bringing you neat stuff in an unnecessarily shiny, cylindrical can since 2001!