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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Is this the one where that big alien ghost comes out and kills everyone?"
"No, you dumbass. That was 'Ghosts of Mars' or something. This is Event Horizon"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"As you can see, Mars has alot of rocks and dust. This concludes the science portion of our rover's mission. Now who wants to be the first to take the controls and tear shit up with this bad boy?"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Soon-to-be former-cameraman Jim Frankel completely missed the stunning advancement in 3-D technology when he swung around to catch a glimpse of the girl with the bodacious ta-tas.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"As I was sitting in the movie I feared the asian sitting next to me WITHOUT THE GLASSES might explode during the program..so I decide to take a look at her "nice necklace" right above her stomach and below her neck.."

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

"Is that the Beagle space probe over there? No, wait, it's the Henderson's missing garbage can lid..."

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Test audiences proved that Lick and Let Rise in 3D would be the highest grossing porn film since Deep Throat.

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I has a flavor!