Inflatable_Man becomes a sex counsellor. by Rabid_Weasle 1-05-04

Now entering Dr.Inflate's Sex Chat Ch33rSlu769: Hello, is this Dr.Inflate? Yes it is. Ch33rSlu769: Ok! Well, you see, my boyfriend has a problem with... you know, ummm... oral sex. Woa! Not so fast! Ch33rSlu769: Why? What's wrong? First I need to run to the store to get some more hand lotion, and while I'm doing that I'm gonna need you to send me several nude pictures of said "boyfriend".

That comic is in response to this.

Confessions of a Rabid_Weasle by Rabid_Weasle 1-05-04

Sometimes when I'm lonely I pretend I'm lying next to boorite while he sings "Like A Virgin".

Confessions of a Rabid_Weasle - II by Rabid_Weasle 1-05-04

One time I hit a man with a car. I drove back to see if he was alright. He was dead. So I put his hands on his boobs and drove away giggling like a school girl.

And what I believe to be one of my better comics:

Why Wangs? by Rabid_Weasle 1-05-04

Hey, how come you say wangs so much? Well... I have to confess. Evertime I say wangs, it means I'm wanking. But... you say wangs multiple times, all night long, for hours on end-

Just posting them for the hell of it. Ya know, fishing for compliments and all that. Also wondering if you'd like to see some more Confessions, or if I should just stop now.

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Poop.

You even made funny comics.

Go figure.

Wangs.

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Dongs

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Dangs.

Good comics.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Wongs.

P.S. - The confessions thing was reminiscent of retard, who is awesome. Keep 'em up!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Yay, people said good things about me. I now have the confidence to go another week without killing myself.

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Poop.

You've caught dcom Syndrome. Have a tissue.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Retard is even funnier than Boinky.

They are funny. LOOKING.

Wait, that made no sense.

MADE NO SENSE LIKE A FOX!

Sorry.

Good comics Rabid.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

For The Rabid One by umfumdisi 1-07-04

Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the Prestidigitator of Psyche, The Prince of Psychosis, The Psychic with The HighKick...TARMAC The Magnificent!! Thank you, O Swiller of Suds. *Yeesh, I've heard better introductions at a wake.* I hold in my hand the first envelope. What is the answer, O Wise One? Wang Zhi Zhi and Kim Dong-Il. Wang Zhi Zhi and Kim Dong-Il. Now, what is the question INSIDE the evelope? Name two of Rabid_Weasle's favorite people.

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Nice comics, Rabid.

Umfum rocks more than the bands he wore on his shirts in high school.

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Poop.