Now that stripcreator is 3 years old, here is some of the things he can do:
[u]Motor Skills[/u]
feed himself (with some spilling)
open doors
hold a crayon well
wash and dry hands by himself
throw a ball overhead
try to catch a large ball
put on shoes (but not tie laces)
walk up steps, alternating feet
jump with both feet
pedal a tricycle
[u]Sensory and Thinking Skills[/u]
pay attention for about 3 minutes
remember what happened yesterday
know what is food and what is not food
understand what "1" is
understand "now," "soon," and "later"
substitute one object for another in pretend play (as in pretending a block is a "car")
laugh at silly ideas (like "milking" a dog)
follow simple one-step commands
[u]Language and Social Skills[/u]
use 3-5 word sentences
ask short questions
name at least one color correctly
imitate housework or help with simple tasks
enjoy being read to
demonstrate some shame when caught in a wrongdoing
try to make others laugh
know his first and last name
understand "I," "you," "he," and "she"
[u]Unique Skills[/u]
pronounce "graviton" and "rotor turbine"
scream "RAAARRRR" then rapp the bich of a hoar cat
play the biscuit game
contemplate wirthling's suck
drink beer to make time die
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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.