This comic sums up so much about my world view, I can't believe I wrote it. I want to fuck myself through a mirror I love it so bad...

The Toy: Spirit Vs. Matter by Hans_Gruber 11-21-03

Eric... If you drop another bucket of water on me... I swear I'm gonna... What? Dress like a homo circus clown with child-bearing hips? An hour later... I think your son has defecated on my immortal soul, U.S. ... Well, I'm supposed to be golfing, Jack, but my son literally defecated in the holes... What's worse?

These are great, that's twice I have read 'em now. Butch is the coolest, 'God?'.
Nice use of 'maladroit' in a comic also.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

T'anks, Irish Cliff Diver... Mr. Butch is a living breathing quasi-pimp derelict... in real life, he doesn't own a (working) television set, or a bedroom. Or (working) girls. But he loves fanmail, even though he's highly illiterate (in a sophisticated way).

No more convertible buses?

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No more convertible buses?

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