I started joke-rapping to myself and came up with the lyric, "Don't get high on your own supply!" And at the same time, I was on stripcreator. And then it dawned on me. Music videos! Show me yours.

Don't Get High On Your Own Supply: A Rap-Metal Music Video by possums 1-13-04

Bum. (ts-tse!) Bum bum. (ts-ts-ts-ts-tse!) Bum. MEEEEEW!!! WAAADAWAADLEEO WEEEW WaDDAWADDAWADDA WEEEW!! WEEEEW!!! Allz my bitches get high on they own supply, and I don't comply, cuz that shit don't fly! D-dun da DEE DUN da dun. (dadadada) De-da dun DE DUN da dun. (dadada weeow!) Trick-ass-ho, don't-snort-that-blow, you-sell-that-crack to mis-ta-Jack! You can bet you'll be seeing more of Rap-Metal Duo Christ On Toast sometime again in the near future. That smack better sell, o' you goin' to hell! Cuz I tired o this shit, and thas about it! WEEE HANNE HOO... WEE WADDA WAT WEE DEE WAH WAH WAAAAH!!! Woodat wat WEEE WOP BADDAT SKAAAH!!!

Fart.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

its stupid but funny:)

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

Heeeey... I see you have a great future lined up as the next generation's Vanilla Ice!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

anythings possible. I don't think I'm classy enough for Vanilla Ice though, eh, inflatable dude?

*aims a bazooka at the band* no...no one will EVER see them again... bahahahah! *foams at the mouth*

very random and stupid... NIIIICE!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Rap and metal are like oil and water. They don't mix. They didn't mix when Anthrax did it, and they don't mix now!

Just m $0.02

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I know. They work about as well together as Techno and Polka. Or Klezmer and Speed-Metal.

Actually, Techno and Polka work pretty well together.

Doom metal and polka seem to be good friends too. Don't get it? Listen to Candlemass' cover of "Bullfest".

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

The scariest thing is techno mixed with country... *shudders*

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I lost mah doggie *BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM* at the country fair *BOOM BOOM CHIK BOOM BOOM*...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

The Bright Eyed Sleaze New Music Video by shark_energy 1-16-04

I love you boo I love you too! I miss you lots I miss you even more! Where do you want me? On the flooooor!

Bright Eyed Sleaze. That's great.

Rush Limbaugh and Al Franken Debate... Music Video Style! by possums 1-17-04

Yo, Limbaugh, better get out of the box, cuz' you know that talk's gonna make me balk! Hey, Frankensteiny! Better move you little heiney, if you don't stop whiney, I'm gonna racist your ass! No! No! No! Doncha be a little ho! If I let you go, you'll do a racist solo! Dego wop wop! Dego dego wop wop! Kraut spics micks jews, kikey kikey POLLOCK! Uh... That wasn't much of a debate. My ears! My ears! My virgin ears! Go overdose on sleepin' pills and shoot for thrills! Haw haw haw! Looks like I won the debate! Allthough I'll now abate, I'm quite confused on this date!

I kind of like this one. I'm sorry if anyone gets offended at Limbaugh's little solo. That's probably what he would say if he had to freestyle.

Terrible choice for Limbaugh's character, but not too bad I guess.

Ahh, Al Franken and Rush Limbaugh. Could there be a more moronic battle?

Maybe Warcraft fans Vs. Starcraft fans...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

or LOTR fans v.s. Citizen Kane fans!

um... I'm not joking.

just go here. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0033467/board/thread/687080

Hahahahahaha, oh god that's sad. I like LOTR, but Peter Jackson has made three great movies, and many other campy, funny, strange films. He's a great filmmaker? Someone forgot to mention Meet the Feebles, and Dead Alive to this guy. Sure, LOTR was great, and the others are camp classics, but take away Jackson's magic CGI want, and what's left?

LOTR is a great film, but it is blssed. Based on a great book that's loved the world over, filmed in New Zealand (perfect setting), acted by tremendous people, splashed with several coats of beautiful CGI, and someone shat out a golden egg with the screenplay.

Citizen Kane is old. Very old. Most of the people who acted in that movie had never been seen. They were all radio actors/actresses. Even discounting that, the acting was tremendous. People don't understand why it's such a great film today because so many people have built upon what that film started. Is it "teh bets film evar!!"? Not anymore. But it was the best film of it's time, and certainly holds it's own with modern films.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

as long as nobody messes with stanley kubrick, im cool

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Lolita is one of my fave films ever. DR. STRANGELOVE LIKE WOOT also.

Any Scorsese fans? Leone? Yeah. Great.

I'd have to stab anyone who did.

With a little bit of the old Ultra Violence.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

See, I loved Dr. Strangelove, Clockwork, Full Metal Jacket, Shining, Barry Lyndon, 2001, etc. I couldn't really get into Eyes Wide Shut. I liked it, but it seemed to lack the punch of a lot of his other movies. And I won't even get into A.I. The worst thing he could have ever done was give some intellectual property to Spielburg. Spielburg went and butchered A.I. That was probably one of the dreariest, nausea-inducing, frustrating movies I have ever seen, and I hated nearly every minute of it.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Ugh. Spielberg. He turned the Holocaust into a theme ride. Bastard, bastard, bastard.

I didn't get Eyes Wide Shut, I mean, it was kind of perverse, no matter how attractive Nicole Kidman was, or how much (censored)sex there is. It's like you're viewing someone's private life... which is kind of sick.

Go see Lolita. Now.

The one thing that annoys me about Kubrick is this. Anthony Mann directed the first few scenes of Spartacus, but he was cut out of the project and it was given to Kubrick instead. Later, when the film was done, someone told him that he really liked the first couple of scenes. Kubrick's response: Thanks.