Somehow, the ring toss game at this year's state fair didn't take in as much money as it usually does...

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I has a flavor!

A turkey eating pork isn't cannibalistic ;)

"Gerrod, the Spring Turkey decided he was going to convince all of America not to eat him by showing them the wonders of 'the other white meat'. Sadly, this had about the same effect as lesbians trying to turn off guys by having sex with eachother."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Pretty much. A chicken's a chicken.

Are you the non-sequitur possum?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

"Eat pork, or I'll stab you in the face!" - A friendly reminder from Tom Turkey and the Pork Council.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

nope. he's the non-funny possum.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

A turkey eating an onion isn't cannibalism.

shut up max. I got your damn pm and you can stop insulting me, you bad excuse for a noir videogame.

At least he's not a bad excuse for a marsupial.

Wombat pwns joo!!!

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Poop.

Wallaby will kick all your asses.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Oh please. If I were Austrailian I would be boxing kangaroos right now and eating wombats.

What a racist.

I suppose you think everyone in Ireland is a Leprechaun too, and everyone in San Francisco dresses as their favorite Village person.

And everyone in Canada smells bad.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

True.

Not everyone in Canada smells bad.

Just boinky. :)

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Are you the non-sequitur possum?

I think it's Jessica Simpson.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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Not everyone in Canada smells bad.

Just boinky. :)

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Not everyone in Canada smells bad.
Just boinky. :)

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You're just jealous because I have bigger tits.

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Poop.

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Poop.

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What a racist.

I suppose you think everyone in Ireland is a Leprechaun too, and everyone in San Francisco dresses as their favorite Village person.

And everyone in Canada smells bad.

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And you know this... how?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)