What does anyone think of these? Good, bad or fugly?

Traffic Warden Gets His Ticket by shark_energy 1-14-04

Felix was wandering down the street when... Hey Mister, are you gonna clamp that car? Yep. Why you asking kid? Gonna try and stop me? Ha! Well I'm not... ...but Big Dave is... Oh Shit!

Modern Day Jesus by shark_energy 1-14-04

Jesus Rocks! But if only he were alive today, the world would be a better place surely? JC, why is the toilet seat up? For god sake women, I've fixed the plumbing AND made the red wine, what more do you want?

Cuthbert #1 - The Pit by shark_energy 1-14-04

Cuthbert is trapped down the pit of endurance Its been 2 days now. I need to eat. I feel like I am going insane cutttthhhhberrrrrrrtttttt Eatttttt meeeeee! Eattttt meeeeeeeee! Sorry I'm a veggie

Modern Day Jesus #2 by shark_energy 1-15-04

Jesus is busy turning weeds into roses when... JC! JC! I need your help! What now woman! What is it dearest? Mrs Snubbs wants to borrow you for some garden work and I told her you would...JC?

FTC 18: Show me the beaver by shark_energy 1-15-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. So... You have the right to remain silent... This isn't fair! Baby Beaver is an Animal!

Don't moo for me Private Mickey by Shark_Energy 1-15-04

The Final Days of World War 3... This war has been a waste of life. Pure and simple. I love you Daisy. Mi muv moo too mickey But Then... DAISY! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I was sad at first about Daisy's death, but I say - Don't cry over spilt milk And besides, after 5 years of crap rations - Daisy was the sweetest T Bone I ever had

It made me cry that the only thing the cow can pronounce correctly with his moo lisp is 'Mickey'. Well, and 'too', but belief was suspent, so no worries.

Bongo Bongo by shark_energy 1-15-04

At the furthest reaches of the solar system... You have been found guilty of crimes against the Plutonians, you are sentenced to Death...or Bongo Bongo! Well what is Bongo Bongo? It involves being anally plundered by 10 of my largest soldiers...and by me too... No chance! I'll take death! Very well. You are hereby sentenced to Death...by Bongo Bongo EEK

Pug fugly.

Yours were a lot better than my first ones, they were funnier too, and guess what you know how to spell good.

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

oh, come on. Everyone knows the damn bongo bongo joke, or oingo boingo or unga bunga. How come you get three stars and I get a paltry... um... none?

Very nice, shark_energy! And for once, the religious jokes weren't insulting...

As for you, possums...quit complaining that they rated you with no stars...they ignore me so :P

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Wait! Disreguard my last post there, possums...

NOW you can complain! XD

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.