I decided to take it off my sig, so here it is to be enjoyed and immortalized until kitty decides to delete it.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

"I'll put my 100% all beef pattie between your sesame seed buns, baby. And don't even ask what my secret sauce is..."

On a sidenote, maybe the nightmares I've been having recently will subside now that you've changed your sig.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

"I think the shirt pretty much says it."

Finally figured out that this is a photoshop, the original has Alf on his shirt.

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Poop.

That picture's the perfect size for a business card for those of you who hit singles bars.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Alf fucks on the first date?

By the way... FEAR THE BLUE BOX! DO NOT BE AROUND WHEN IT OPENS THE BLUE BOX!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Boinky's first day of school.

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I has a flavor!

Chicka said it was an original taken by her brother or something.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

HEY! THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!!

....I fuck on the second date.

"Hey bigshot, where's that date you're fuckin'?"
"In my left hand."

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AFROMANS MOVE

Chicka said it was an original taken by her brother or something.

Well her brother lied then.

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Poop.

It was the guy who lives in my brother's basement. Get it right.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I heard he wasn't living there, really. It was more like he was chained there.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Only when he didn't pay rent.

Or when Big Daddy Bosco was feeling amorous.

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Poop.

Rabid's first date in Jr. High.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

That's actually Rabid's Uncle. He was so disproportionately fat he looked like a kid.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Stop saying I dated myself and that I'm my own uncle!

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Poop.