Unrequited Squirrel Love Part 1 by nicejohnson 12-12-03

Squirrels coversation translated: Ch-ch-ch-ch-chaw! Hey baby, whassup? You selfish horndog! You haven't called me in weeks! Go away! Ch-ch-ch. Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. Time passes... But baby, I love you. Go to hell. Find someone else to mate with. Ah, poor Nutcracker. Shut down again. To be continued... Hey, baby, look I brought you some nuts. Your favorites, almonds. I'm allergic to almonds, you cad!

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You know you totally missed me!

D' you know how long it's been since I made this?

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You know you totally missed me!

D' you know how long it's been since I made this?

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You know you totally missed me!

D' you know how long it's been since I made this?

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You know you totally missed me!

D' you know how long it's been since I made this?

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You know you totally missed me!