A Story For Gnomes by nicejohnson 11-20-03

My conversation with Zach yesterday... *on phone* Yeah, so what's up Zach? Oh you know the usual, today I wrote this report on gnomes and turned it in for science (koff koff) What is he trying to hide, anyway? Right... A project on gnomes. Did you get a zero on what you were supposed to do? Um, yeah, sure. It was pretty badass though, right? 20 minutes later... Mr. Gnome, how many puffs does it take to get to the end of a joint? ???

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You know you totally missed me!

haha! MY johnson will never die!

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You know you totally missed me!

Thats a strange comic. But i kinda like it.

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

Hah. That's pretty cool! Sounds like something I would actually do, except I'm not a stoner. I wrote a report on Fairies once for English when my aunt was the teacher.

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When life gives you shit, umm...make shit-ade? Go away.