They're Everywhere by PsychoMantis 1-17-04

I finally updated my virus software yesterday. Ends up I had more viruses on my computer than actual files. I guess that means some files were infected more than once. I wonder how that works... Inside my computer... Yo, homey. This be Trojan turf, dawg. Dont be steppin' bringin' yer shit in here! Word! Bust a cap, foo. Yo, yer trippin' homes, you think you got da mad skills, dawg. You just a poser. We da real gansta's, biatch. Trojanside! What? What? What? Steppin'. What? Foo. Wormside! What? What? What? Foo. What? Bust a cap.

I'm sorry but I don't understand or think this comic is funny...I mean I know mine arent funny either but this one doesnt make any sense..I dunno maybe it's just me..

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

Heh, it's a little wordy, but I think I get it. It's a turf war between the viruses, represented by the robots.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Oh, now I get it..

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

I guess to understand you have to know about viruses, and have been around a few 'ganstas'.

Or at least watch 5 minutes of MTV.

But yeah, "Trojan" and "Worm" are virus types, but not everyone knows that.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

well...i thought it was funny

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xx( o Y o. )xx

it was funny :D I'm glad to finally see GOOD comics being posted in "read my damn comics". also love the name, mantis.

like to play Gradius, do you?

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

I like it!

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Aye

Thanks for the warm reception!

well, mantis, every time I respond to a post of yours, get ready to get piles of endless quotes.

[i] I can read your mind like an open book!

Meryl, be a good girl and BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!

You like Castlevania, don't you?

Place your controller on the floor. That's good! Now I will move it by THE POWER OF MY WILL ALONE!!!! (bzzzzzzz)

You like Azure Dreams, don't you?

WHY!?!?

You like Gradius, don't you?

I-I... I can't read it.... [/i]

Ahh. One of the most quotable games in history.

"Whats wrong Snake? Dont like girls?"

Was probobly my favorite.

I didn't know he said that. Time for a quick run through!

by the way, your comics arent half bad. Nice.

Well, he made Meryl say it.

I enjoyed that one

quite clever

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More Hardcore and Underground than you ever will be....fool

Ok, a new series.

Dr Suess Chronicles - Part 1 by PsychoMantis 1-18-04

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. With that his first books were hailed as masterpieces. The media said Dr Suess was a genius. *Wild Applause* But little did they know, that it was just the beginning of his descent into madness. Dr Suess! Could I get your autograph? Suess and autograph dont rhyme. Your wobbleganger must be broken.

The Dr. Suess Chronicles - Part 2 by PsychoMantis 1-18-04

It all started when little Suess was still in Catholic school. Father McArthy, why do bad things happen to good people? Because you touch yourself at night!! From that day on, Suess never touched himself again. *cries* I love my job.

The Dr. Suess Chronicles - Part 3 by PsychoMantis 1-18-04

Years of repressing his nature has slowly driven him into insanity. Hello sir, what can I get you today? Go dog go! Thing one! Thing two! Dugong! Wakka turtle! Is he hitting on me?

The Dr. Suess Chronicles - Part 4 by PsychoMantis 1-18-04

Finally, he snapped. Rainbow colored masturbation fun!!! Police are seeking the man known as 'Dr. Suess'. In three days of furious masturbation he has caused over $200,000 in damages, and hospitalized four people. Ew, gross.

The Suess Chronicles - Part 5 by PsychoMantis 1-18-04

He had to be stopped. Freeze Suess! Hands behind your back, you're going to prison. I am not a little slut. I will not take it in the butt. I wont go to jail SamIAm. I dont like green eggs and man-ham. Shoot to kill!