Super Heartattack Brothers by possums 1-19-04

Mario's getting a tad too old for this... *boing-ish sound* AGH!!! I ARE BOWSER!!!! I GOT TROUNCED!!!!! GNOOOO!!! *boing?* Thanks Mario, but our princess is in another castle! Just kidding! Mario? Oh crap.

Metal Gear: Pimpin' by possums 1-19-04

Snake! Do you copy? Snake?! Just getting rid of my finger prints, Mei Ling... What is it? I heard you talking to Meryl before! Is that how it's going to be? No, no, it's not like that. Look, can you just buy an hour with a chick or what, man? I can read your every thought! You're going to overcharge me!!! Fine! *click* Just wait, Mei, I'm doing business! Look.... $100 bucks, one hour, you up for it? There is an ancient Sioux proverb: "Don't buy woman from a man who talks to himself."

Karaoke Revelations: You Suck by possums 1-19-04

Some people suck live... AND IIIIiiIEEE AAIEIII... WILL ALLWAYS LOOOOVE YOUUEUOUUU!!! GET OFF THE STAGE, BIMBO!! But some are good at home... Stupid bastards don't know talent when they- hello, what's this? A Karaoke Game! Allright!! Press start! But most people always suck. AND IIIIiiieEEEEE AAAIEIE!!!!! WILL ALLWAYS LOOOVE YOUEUEUEU!!!!! Final Score: -845.8

A Real-Life Kirby by possums 1-19-04

Oh, damn... I need some serious food, or I'm gonna collapse. Hey mister, could you spare- Moments later... Mmm! Humans allways taste good! Fuck. I should have never wished to be a real boy. Mr. A. Kirby, could you come with me please, you are charged with cannibalism of the eighteenth degree. Asshole.

haha

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My contribution:

Tunnel Vision by PsychoMantis 1-21-04

Solid Snake silently picks his way across the room, expertly evading the eyes of the roaming sentries... Ok. now to just carefully plant the C4 on this guards back... ?? !! ?? Oh no, I've been seen! Just a box.

final score: your comics stink

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I STILL DON'T NEED THIS PLACE TO DO CMOICS BRAD, YOU FUCKING GOLLIWOG PICANINNY FUCKER :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Video game comics, what a novel idea!

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

speaking of novel ideas...

macbeth in 3 panels by xxausrottenxx 1-06-04

i am the king i want to be king, i must use the daggers oh no i killed the king, im going crazy i am macduff, so i have to kill you shit im dead...and my wife has a penis, this isnt my day

canterbury tales by xxausrottenxx 1-06-04

where are we going? were gonna walk to a church and pray or something, by the way if you tell me a story you get dinner for free ok, here goes... this is gonna be good

death of a salesman by xxausrottenxx 1-06-04

our dad is old he cant sell things anymore hello son we can start a sporting goods business i saw your girlfriends boobies dad died the death of a salesman nah, i just cut the brakelines in his car

othello 2 by xxausrottenxx 1-17-04

so i finally read othello, and this is how it really went you whore! you're black? thats about all i got outta that

now thats a video game idea!

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I liked those.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

Yeah...thats about right........

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.