Just a little piece of rubbish I started writing about an hour ago, help the creative juices flow enough to write a comic for my main webcomic. Anyway here it is:

[Click to view comic: 'For the good of the city!']

[Click to view comic: 'Talk long strange man!']

[Click to view comic: 'Bleed on my carpet.']

[Click to view comic: 'He is inside this penguin']

[Click to view comic: 'All fall down!']

[Click to view comic: 'I have paper.']

[Click to view comic: '1...2...3... Bread']

meh.

Theyre ok.

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

wow, those were actually good

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*dies again from sheer confusion*

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The confusion and the engrish dialogue are what make it good. The penguin jokes are what make it great.

"I will see inside the penguin."

You, sir, are a class act.

Yup.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.