So I was eating teh Burger Kingy last week, when I noticed the tomato slice on burgers always seems to be the same size. Now, either they just cut the middle part of the tomato out, or they have weird shaped tomatoes that are all the same size. Which is it? I'm so sexy I need to know stuff like this.

Cylindatos.

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The same magical gnome makes all of them.
Also, they are made out of plastic.

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They're grown exactly that shape, insides exposed and everything, on the backs of leprous llamas.

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They just use one slice from the tomatoes and then throw the rest away.

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Poop.

Oh come on, Rabid. That idea is ridiculous.

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I know. Honestly, some people...

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Ok, I know, I lied. The truth is...

IT'S PEEEEEEOPLE!!!

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Poop.

at least that way its vegan safe

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I like fries cooked in bacon grease.

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I like fries baked in people grease.

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Poop.

Mmm... soylent grease.

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I like bacon baked in fry grease.
Also, I like people baked in fry grease.

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I like grease fried in baked people.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

See this is the same half assed science I am talking about (or maybe it was someone on TV who was talking about it).
They seem to be of the same size? I take it from that comment you forgot to bring your ruler with you, not to mention a set of tomato scales (they exist sure).
And just how much innacurate data are you keeping on these 'moes? ( I will call tomatoes, 'moes from now on in this thread in an attempt to look cool, shortening words is the online equivalent of smoking a cigarrete at a rakish angle).
Did you order more than one burger to analyse or did you finger the burgers of people unbeknownst (it's a word, sure why not) to you? If you did not know them then how can you be sure they did not substitute their own 'moes for the 'moes that Moe the flipper put in 'em? 'moe what I mean?

I put it to you that they just use fat GM 'moes and chuck the ends away. Or maybe they check Mconalds bins for unwanted gherkins and spray them red.

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Smamurai is part of the conspiracy!

An Optical Illusion thats what is it. Now the tomatos arent actually the same size the just look the same. Wait...didnt smamurai just say that in a more scientifical way? Dammit

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Well unless you check my references you will never know. Think people, think godammnit. I might have been talking shit. How do you know I even exist? You do know that Boinky33 is just a bot don't you?
Jesus wept.
Anyway I done some checking around and it seems that the tomatoes are all diferent sizes but the staff trim the burgers and buns so it tricks the eye into thinking the 'moes are constant. It's all to do with the speed of light in a vacum of warm coffee seemingly.
No sugar and a little milk.

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Lies! All lies - and Burger King propaganda.

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