and i brought comics!

GABWSA by TheNewSoup 1-24-04

welcome to Giant Anthropomorphic Bugs With Shoes Anomynous. i notice you have no shoes. bzzZ? you can't be in our club.  :(

Ripley's Believe it or Not by TheNewSoup 1-24-04

so, what are we putting on the show today, mr. producer man? i dunno, what've you got for me? well, we've got this one story about a man who can catch whiffle balls pitched at 90 miles an hour with only his penis, and a lady who can carry $90 worth of nickles around in her vagina. lets do a rerun.

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Legalize Love!

*noddles* very wrong.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

noddles....is that like anal sex?

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I like 'em.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

well i knew youd like anal sex

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I was talking about the comics, you rotten aussie.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

oh you know you love me :D

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Difference between love you and love fucking you.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I like chicken noodle soup.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

funny, ive always thought that was xero's street name

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