Pint of Tea Please. by smamurai 1-07-04

Dude! We gotta get outta here. This bar is for old people. We're the only ones here and we're young. The machine in the toilet dispenses tartan blankets! Let's finish our scones and get outta here.

Underestimate Raptors at Your Peril by smamurai 1-21-04

Check mate, I think. Clever girls! Indubitably sir.

Beaver, Beaver & Twat, Injun Architects. by smamurai 1-26-04

Singed Beaver and Crazy Beaver talk shop at the cactus with a tap in it. Hey, how it um hanging? Busy day at um office Tell me about it, I got the Chief Bear-Paw contract today, he wants 90 teepees designed by tomorrow. Dude that um sucks. How you gonna handle that one? I was thinking I'll make them all trangular shaped using traditional materials. Genius. You'll blow him away.

Beaver, Beaver & Twat (2) by smamurai 1-26-04

Hey dude, remember that time you designed the old Indian burial ground? Oh yeah, quite um lucrative contract. I just looked over the file. Did you realise you built it on the site of an old Indian burial ground? Yup. Wanna get some um lunch? For real.

More Beaver, Beaver and Twat to follow....

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Ha!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

damn now that song is in my head

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xx( o Y o. )xx

One last bump for the sweet souvenir.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.