Here's something delish. Open a can of Spam, squeeze the contents until it goops through your fingers. Now yank your pants down.
But maybe you don't want to hear how I make glazed hash suprise. I've been told it taste better if you don't know.
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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet