Haven't posted or created in a couple days. Ever since IRC went down really. Anyway, here's a couple strips for my 3 fans. Not really meant to be super hilarious or anything, they're just true. Except for the intern. The interns at this job are actually big pussies.

The I.T. Job 12 by Beaz 1-29-04

Thursday - 3:30pm - Base salary increase After some intensive research, I've found that I'm being paid less than HALF of what I'm worth. I'm gonna find Mike right NOW and get the money I DESERVE. Mike, there's something very serious I need to talk to you about... ...My father just died. Oh what an ass I am.

The I.T. Job 13 by Beaz 1-29-04

Thursday - 3:40pm - (cont'd) Well. I feel like "Public Ass #1" It's not a healthy title. I should feel bad for him, but I'm just mad I couldn't have my meeting. Does that mean I'm just a complete asshole? YEAH! Ha ha, you I.T. guys are so gay. (shit I was talking out loud again) DON'T YOU HAVE FUCKING TRASH CANS TO EMPTY??? Yeah yeah. What an asshole.

Also, my buddy just signed up for SC. He's an amateur, but this comic (and my prequel to it) are a little joke on something that happened with us and an ex-friend of ours. Look at his few comics and give him a couple ratings will ya? :)

Last night's top news story here. by Jmt311Dmb 1-24-04

Nightly Channel 3 news This just in... Weldon is a giant pussy. We now go to Trish on the scene for more details. I am here standing next to Weldon's badly beaten body I am such a pussy who has no friends You've heard it here first, this kid talked trash and got his ass beat. Back to you Tom. I'm never writting a check with my mouth that my body can't cash.

Get what you deserve, bitchass. by Beaz 1-26-04

Prequel to http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Jmt311Dmb/206811 Yeah! You fat fuck! Get the hell out of here before I call the cops! ... Goddammit you little bitch, I've kicked your fucking ass once and I'll do it again. Cunt ass, cunt ass HO! Beaz, hold my beer.

Not bad. I like the idea of the janitor who thinks he's better than the techies.

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i want to piss on you

Its sooo sad....they all dont realize that geeks are taking over the world... Its only a matter of time...hehe...ehehahahahahaha!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The janitor being a wise ass is kind of like the janitor on scrubs. Also, I've dated enough IT guys to know they're not all geek.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I'm all man.

:-D

The I.T. Job 14 by Beaz 1-30-04

Friday - 10:40am - On phone with IBM tech help We have yet ANOTHER defective hard drive in one of your machines here. Send me another one. Ah yes. Dis is wat we huff been ekspektink! Um, what? My peepol haff kersed yoo infidels wuns more! Ha ha! What? I can't understand you? Allaaaaaaaaah - la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Ooooooh, Pres. Bush would love that one. Send it to him, maybe he'll hang it in the Oval Office.

Good comic, though. Even racial slurs don't offend me. Keep up the good work.

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i want to piss on you

There weren't any racial slurs. IBM tech support people are actually worse than the one portrayed above.

This is a protest about large companies outsourcing their I.T. people to foreign countries. It saves them money but screws everyone else.

And I thought the Allah bit would be funny.

your work comics, although funny, make me want to be 17 forever

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