1-800-676-MEAT, part 4? The Wrath of Kunt by graykane 1-28-04

I'll beat you. I'll spank you with my arm as if it were a breakfast sausage. I'll shove it up your ass so hard your spine will raise up two inches. Everytime you wipe you'll be giving me a high five. You're not getting enough protein. Protein is essential to the resurrection. Listen to him, my son. He speaks the truth. After a complete muscle apocalypse, two key essential elements trigger the complete muscle resurrection. Protein and Rest. Avoid prostitutes. They carry diseases that hinder muscle development. Remember: just because it's a growth, doesn't mean it's positive a growth.

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Needless to say, I'm experimenting with absurdity.

Tiny Fucked a Stump by graykane 1-24-04

I am a Marshmellow!!! Marshmellows can't die. I am but the idea of a Marshmellow. I'm going to stick my dick in your head.

experimenting with extreme absurdity, that is.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

ok. well, then take this!!!!!!!!

Aborted Baby Looks for Vagina to Call Home by graykane 1-26-04

Knock Knock. Who's there? No, man, it's not a knock-knock joke. I'm just imitating the sound of your mom's tits as they slap against her stomach when I fuck her in the ass. Oooooh, that's a bad one. How about giving a starving baby a little suckle, and then we can hit that bed again. If anyone comes in, just say I fell out, you didn't know you was pregnant, and you were trying to push me back in. I can't use that excuse twice.

depravity is your friend

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I enjoy the marshmellow one.

it was quite enjoyable in that tingle tingle burning kind of way. oh god, the burning pain...the burning pain......

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well, i aim to please....

1-800-MEAT3, P'emptive2, Tiny fucked a stump2, Aborted Baby2 by graykane 1-27-04

You should have never gone for the pre-emptive strike. You can't regime change a woman-- not like you can regime change your muscles. I feel so impotent. Maybe I shouldn't have stuck my dick in that marshmellow's head. I had the power to stop him. It sure felt good to stick my dick in that marshmellow's head. If this baby comes out your mama's pussy, it don't mean I'm your brother. I'm your daddy. I bent your mama over an ice-cooler, cuz if I don't, she get too hot, burn my dick. That vagina needs cream.

you pleased yet?

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You guys are nuts, these are all funny. Maybe it's just me. Just remember dude, Jesus was laughed at when he 1st started making comic strips, and not the good kind of laughing either. Then he got famous yada yadda yadda made Garfield and the rest is history.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Hilarious.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I like them, especially the ones with the baby.

Your baby ones reminded me of an old joke one of my friends used to say.

Oh no he just didn't by Beaz 1-30-04

You just got served. Hey ASSHOLE. Huh? You want to know the MAIN difference between you and me?   ?   You came out of your mom's pussy, but I came IN her pussy. Who's your daddy bitch? ...

cheers. i hadn't seen that one. oh well, no such thing as original. good stuff, though.

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here's a new one. keeping in line with the baby series...

Aborted Baby 5, the babysitter by graykane 1-30-04

I was eating my girlfriend out, and she had a miscarriage in my mouth. Oh, stop it already! That's horrible. I've been flossing fetus now for weeks. You ever eat stringy rotting chicken wings? Wait a minute: aren't you a marshmellow? Yeah. I'm going to stick my dick in your head.

oh the depravity!

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Well, I'll give you the "Most Depraved and Disturbing Shit I've Read" award for sure.

the first two words say it all.....

and i loved teh miscarriage line, fuckin hysterical

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Since we've moved b'yon Mr. Meat, I've moved this discussion over to Aborted Baby World Tour!!!!!

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