Plutonian's get educated - Lesson in love by shark_energy 2-02-04

Citizens of Earth, I have an announcement. I, Golgar of the Plutonians, have been given the task of experiencing what you humans call "Sex". I want to understand the feelings of love and lust. I am therefore looking for a suitable candidate, one who is gifted in these pleasures and can show me the ways...Do I have any volunteers? Are you sure it goes up there? I dispose of my internal solids from there! Owww! You beast! Later that day And then I pinned him up against the wall and made him say "Earth Boys are your daddy" You're shitting me!

Plutonian's get educated - Lesson in laughter by shark_energy 2-02-04

Citizens of Earth, I have an announcement. I, Luthar of the Plutonians, have been given the task of experiencing what you humans call "Laughter". I want to understand what makes you laugh. I invite any human present to step forward and give me an example of the sort of humour planet Earth is most amused by... Pull my finger!

These are hilarious, I like the one where he discovers sex alot, good job.

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