I might not as good you pros. :/

You can either put a comment or suggestions or maybe both. :]

Magican by Kuragari 2-03-04

Ladies and Gentlemen! I will give you... Magican! Hi everyone. My trick is to plug in a nail in my head without bleeding. Ta-Da! Hmm.. That's odd. The trick worked yeserday.

Magican by Kuragari 2-03-04

Ah bloody hell! They all hated my trick.. Just because I bleed. That's a bummer, Magican. There is only one thing to do.. What? "Always look on the bright side of life." Damn you, Monty Python!

A meeting with Jesus. by Kuragari 2-03-04

Hey! Can I ask you something? Are you really Jesus? Yep. Really? The One and Only. Then tell me.. "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" I knew I shouldn't invent that.

The l33t language by Kuragari 2-03-04

Did you invent the l33t language? l33t? What's that? Never mind. But I gotta go. See ya! Bye. OMG! J00 $h0uLd h4v3 5EeN wheN 1 PwNed UR ph@THerS a$$! w00t!

I thought yours were funny. They were good because most all of them had a good punch line. I esspecially liked A Meeting With Jesus. Good Job!

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

'A Meeting With Jesus' has actually already been done by me, and someone before me in a comic contest. An FTC contest, to be precise.

Maybe you'll get better.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

way to shatter his dreams, mikey

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An okay start. You're structure for setting up the punchline is good, but you may want to work on the actual joke.

shaddap and donate!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

each new one gets better than the one before it, that's for sure. it's got potential. i'd say you're off to a great start.

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i want to piss on you