Heres the first installment of the new series of "Timmy's Terrible Memory.

Stay tuned for more....

Timmy's Terrible Memory: Dad by nexen 2-04-04

Meet Timmy Dad?? Dad, whens dinner? Timmy has no daddy Dad? You there? But Timmy was misformed on the matter You assfungus - I killed your dad right in front of you, made you eat his brain, and replace his testicles with his eyeballs. Did you forget or something? Oh yeah. Oops, lol! I've been standing here for ages calling him - rofl! I'm such a fucktard.

Timmy's Terrible Memory: Necrophilia by nexen 2-04-04

Meet Timmy Hmm where the god damn am I? Timmy doesn't know why he's in the graveyard Hmm I've got some grave mud on my hands and penis. That was the worst lay ever! But its probably because he forgot he enjoys fucking corpses Ohmygod! That corpse just spoke! That's reaaally fucked up! wanker

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Timmy's Terrible Memory: Oops I'm a criminal by nexen 2-04-04

Meet Timmy There goes the memory again. Timmy doesn't know why he's in prison I demand to know why I'm in jail! Because you got down 'n funky with one of those dirty dead slags in the graveyard. Timmy remembered what he did, and suddenly got a huge hard-on Whoa Take me if you must. Just... be gentle.

Timmy's Terrible Memory: Jailbreak by nexen 2-04-04

Meet Timmy Ahh WTF?!???11?? Kuuubamm n shit Timmy survived a big explosion Who the hell are you? My name is Ejaculating Jack. I've just blown a hole in the wall so we can escape. But Timmy forgot one thing... Ooh yeah shit, I was in jail. Cheers dude... But why did you help me? Because you promised me sex.

Timmy's Terrible Memory: A Painful thing to Forget by nexen 2-04-04

Meet Timmy Um, I don't like where this is going. He has a vague, deeply disturbing, idea of why he might be in the bedroom Its ok Timmy, you're home safe, this is your room fuckwit. Timmy is relieved, until... Phew, I thought I was in the bedroom of that dirty old man Ejaculating Jack. Don't worry, you havn't been around to his bedroom since last tuesday.

That's all for now from the incredibly stoned brain of I.

P.S. The "lol" "rofl" and "wtf" doesn't help much at all.

Jailbreak is the best one :)

P.S. The "lol" "rofl" and "wtf" doesn't help much at all.

I used acronyms not because I couldn't be arsed to type it in full or describe the action, but because I was taking the piss out of internet slang. (same goes for the 1's mixed in with the !'s)

1st one and jailbreak good, rest didn't do it for me.

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i want to piss on you

Final installment of TTM

Timmy's Terrible Memory: Something Important by nexen 2-05-04

Meet Timmy Hmm Ummm Timmy's Forgotten what he was going to do Oh! Nope thats not it... Oops, Timmy's in a bit of a pickle Oh yeah! I was about to take my medication - the one that my life depends on. Oh, crap.