I am a struggling cartoonist so I thought I might as well made a series about it. I'm kind of sad right now so the humor is different. And some of it is based off reality.

Struggling Cartoonist 1 by boinky33 2-08-04

Working on a cartoon in my room Yes! YES! This is fucking awsome! I LOVE it! Then I go to show off my great piece Check this out! Isn't it funny? It's not that good. I don't get it. Then... (tearing up paper) This sucks! I'm no good! Why do I even try?

Struggling Cartoonist 2 by boinky33 2-08-04

Want to hear my idea for a cartoon? You're not going to be a cartoonist for God's sake! You're just going to end up working in some factory like the rest of us! Well, do you want to hear it or not? Yeah, ok.

Struggling Cartoonist 3 by boinky33 2-08-04

Ugh! Sweet Jesus! My latest stuff sucks total ass! What happened to me? I BLOW! Yeah, it's not your best work. You heartless bitch!

Struggling Cartoonist 4 by boinky33 2-08-04

Your cartoons are really good. No they aren't! I hate them! They're horrible! ...... So, you really like 'em?

Struggling Cartoonist 5 by boinky33 2-08-04

This is my art teacher Have you considered shading your comics? No, that's not the kind of artist I am. Oh, what kind of artist are you then? A lazy one.

Struggling Cartoonist 6 by boinky33 2-08-04

What do you want to be when you graduate? A cartoonist. Oh, like Matt Groening? No, like Jeffrey Davis. Who's he?

Struggling Cartoonist 7 by boinky33 2-08-04

I try to see what the people on the world wide web think of my work I would just like to know what you all think of my cartoons. they suxx0rs!!!!1 LOL, u fagget! *Sigh*....Oh, well. At least everyone I know likes my work. Five seconds ago at my teacher's house Ugh, horrible. Send!

Struggling Cartoonist 8 by boinky33 2-08-04

Back in elementary school I was the best drawer in class, but now that I'm in high-school, there are so many people who are much better than me. What? You want me to comfort you?

Struggling Cartoonist 9 by boinky33 2-08-04

You know what? Wo cares what other people say? I like my work and that's all what matters! Alright, here I go! ...... Damn, writer's block....

Struggling Cartoonist 10 by boinky33 2-08-04

What should I draw now? Dude, draw a cow with a giant cock in it's ass! Why don't we start off with the cow and see where we go from there?

That is probably all I'm going to do. I hope you enjoyed it.

People just don't understand art.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I'm a theif.

Struggling Cartoonist 11 by possums 2-08-04

I'm so glad I decided to put myself in a cartoon! This is great! But who's gonna draw the comic now that I'm in it? The moral of the story: NEVER LET POSSUMS DRAW YOUR COMICS. AIEEE!!! GOT ERASED, BITCH!

I made another small series, so I'll just put it in this thread instead of starting a new one because it isn't much.

lol by boinky33 2-09-04

I AM GONNA RAPE YOU!

rofl by boinky33 2-09-04

OMG! THEM SOME GOOD TITS! I WANNA HONK 'EM!

wtf by boinky33 2-09-04

Hey, I heard that, punk! You just called me a tampon. You wanna get beat? Back off, man! Or I'll punch your dick off! What? Yeah, I'll literally punch your dick so hard that it will fall off! Then I'll beat you with it until you beg for mercy! I'm leaving. Yes, leave me to my pain.

omg by boinky33 2-09-04

Wha... Shhh!!! Don't talk, I'm enjoying myself.

stfu by boinky33 2-09-04

You like my shirt? I bought it just to impress you. CHRIST, YOU'RE SUCH A SLUT!

I'm sorry....

boinky, you never cease to amaze me. Shapefactory is awesome. I love that strip. What you have to realize, though, is that not everyone is going to love it because it is adult humor. You need to send it to Playboy or Penthouse or maybe make it into a comic book. The thing is, there are billions of people in the world. Chances are, the million closest to you may not find your stuff funny. That's especially true if they know you personally. Seriously, that wasn't a shot. People can't take your humor from an objective standpoint if their opinions are tainted by your personality. But there are tons of people around that would seriously love your sense of humor. I know I do.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I agree with MikeyG. But see, my standpoint is this: I think your comics have gotten better since that horrible era where you PMed me inceassently with endless keyboard garbage. Yes, your comics are a little too adult, but I think I'm going to get a bad rap for saying that to everyone, so I'm not going to bring it as the primary issue. Keep strippin, B!

I was actually talking about my other comics that I hand draw. You never seen them....yet.
But thanks anyways.