Lost in Amish Translation by graykane 2-09-04

Amish Joe tells his adopted son to find Luke, who lives on the beach in Tuscan, to see what sort of trade the boy can learn with him. Luke a tha tusks on tha batch. See whachu kin do wis 'em. Amish Joe realizes he has to kill the boy tonight in his sleep to spare the Lord of more earthly demons. I can make a mask out of them.

i'm struggling to come out of a slump, so advice would be much appreciated.

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i want to piss on you

Meh...I think everyone's comics would improve if they removed the anti-religious jokes from them. But that's just my opinion, and what does mine matter? Otherwise it might've been pretty funny.

i'd say it was more of a linguistic joke than a religious one. religion didn't factor into it as much as pronunciation.

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i want to piss on you