The Cartoon Truth by Matris 2-09-04

In a canyon far far away.... Excuse me, Where am I? You are in a canyon far far away A fued erupts..... Oh you smart arse! YOUR DEAD! Oh yeh! What are you gonna do?! I'll whip your sorry ass A cartoon realises its limitations..... Umm....can you move? Yes........im just waiting for you to strike first...

HELLO...Hello...hello...is there anybody IN there? Just nod if you can hear me...Is there anyone at home?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

IM FRICKAN AWESOME! who and what are you??!?!?

Anyone who says they're "frickin awesome" is not.

I'm the shitey

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Hello shity how ya going.....man i forgot about this place

I'm fine. Your comics are shit though. Mwah ha ha, yes, I tell it like it is. Can you dig it?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

It really had potential, but the first two panels were a horrible lead in. Just my opinion.

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Open your eyes, Open your mind Proud like a God, Don't pretend to be blind Trapped in yourself, Break out instead Beat the machines that work in your head

same here, only without the potential bit.
Fairly good punchline, horrible, horrible build-up

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

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...horrible, horrible build-up

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Hey there, Matris, this is Prof. Tor Coolguy... I was just wondering to see if you were interested in PREPARING FOR YOUR DOOM!!!!! Your comics are terrible, and therefore, you are a nazi, and you must commit hara-kiri.