The Intern, Part 1 by Jeanster 2-10-04

Maura is impressed with hard-working intern Blondi. Blondi, you've been such a great intern that I'm inviting you to attend our staff meeting which starts in ten minutes. Staff meeting? Uh, okay, Maura. You've proven yourself to be bright and intelligent. I think you can really contribute something to our meeting. See you in the East Conference Room in ten minutes. East Conference Room? Yes, Maura. Uh, may I ask you something? To be continued, where Blondi tells Maura about what staff meetings were like at her old job. . . Sure, Blondi. What is it? Are the staff meetings here anything like the ones where I worked before?

The Intern, Part 2 by Jeanster 2-10-04

Maura isn't sure how to answer Blondi's question without first getting more information. Why don't you tell me what the staff meetings were like at your old job? Then I'll be able to answer your question. Well, okay, Maura. "It was a very small business. Just Mr. Jones and I. And it was my very first job." "The staff meetings were always held in a nearby motel room." Uh, Mr. Jones, why do I have take my clothes off for this staff meeting? Don't question me, Blondi. Now get into bed with me, pronto.

The Intern, Part 3 by Jeanster 2-10-04

"Mr. Jones explained to me that these were called 'staff meetings' because of what he wanted me to do with his 'staff'. You know, his thingie." Mr. Jones, are you sure I should be doing this? Don't question me, Blondi. Just do as I say. "So I did everything he told me to do." I think I remember my sex ed teacher telling us something about this. But I don't remember exactly what. OH, GOD! OH, GOD! OH, GOD! Don't stop, Blondi! Just keep doing exactly what you're doing! Maura cannot believe her ears. Blondi is definitely living up to the stereotype of her name. How do I begin to educate her? Is it even my job to do so? So is there a bed in the Conference Room to hold everyone who will be there?

The Intern, Part 4 by Jeanster 2-10-04

Maura confides in her colleague IndyPete about what happend to Blondi. Can you believe what a total lecherous creep her former boss was? How dare he use Blondi like that! Yes, that's utterly disgraceful. However, Blondi's naive nature explains a lot. What do you mean? When I asked her to come into my office for some dictation, she came in, closed the door, unzipped my pants and got down on her knees. Gaaaahhhhh! Mr. Jones must have given Blondi his own definition of what DIC-tation is.

The Intern, Part 5 by Jeanster 2-10-04

Maura decides to confront Blondi's former boss about his lecherous behavior. Mr. Jones, get ready for a much-deserved ass-kicking. Maura arrives at Blondi's former place of employment where Mr. Jones still works. Well, here goes. Maura is surprised by her own reaction upon meeting Mr. Tyler Jones.. Yes? May I help you? Holy shit! He's GORGEOUS! Hommina-hommina-hommina! I can't think straight! He's a hottie!

More to follow.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

The Intern, Part 6 by Jeanster 2-10-04

Maura introduces herself and explains to Mr. Tyler Jones about her concerns about Blondi. Is that what Blondi said about me? I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Do you deny what she's told me? An intelligent woman such as yourself must realize there are two sides to every story. Would you like to hear mine? Of course. No one can accuse me of not being open-minded. Blondi needs help. She's disturbed. I can show you the restraining order on her and a copy of the police report. She's stalked me, broken into my home and terrorized my girlfriend. What????!!!

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

DUDE!!!THIS IS AAWESOME!!It was interesting and funny, more like a good book then a comic, but that made it even btter!

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You know you totally missed me!

Thanks, nicejohnson!

The Intern, Part 7 by Jeanster 2-10-04

Maura is shocked by what Mr. Tyler Jones has told her. My girlfriend left me as a result of Blondi's actions. My life has been turned completely upside down. I'm sorry, Mr. Jones. Thank you for showing me those documents. I feel so ashamed for believing those terrible things Blondi said about you. You can make it up to me by having dinner with me tonight. Oh. Well, uh. . . Please forgive me. It was presumptious of me to assume that a beautiful woman such as you would not already have plans for tonight. Hommina-hommina-hommina! Uh, I mean, actually it turns out I am free for dinner tonight. What time can you pick me up?

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

All I can say is, I'm looking forward to the end of this.

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You know you totally missed me!

Cool, a series with promise and an attempt at actual storytelling. Keep up the good work.

If I could make one suggestion though, In the occasions where the images in the scene explains things well enough, having a blurb in the narration box explaining the scene again is a little redundant, but most of the narration seems like it works... most of it.

I am enjoying this! Your direction of storytelling over the straight to the joke style of so many is great!

Thanks, Drexle. I'll keep in mind your constructive suggestion about the narration. I see what you mean. Appreciate the help.

Thanks, shark energy.

I'm glad you're enjoying this series. I have a five-day weekend coming up, so I'll work on the next part starting tomorrow. Your patience is appreciated.

Best,
Jeanster

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

This series is heading to be another 5 tissuer like your last one, I just hope no one at work sees me.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Thanks, smamurai. I'll try not to keep you all in suspense for too long.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

The Intern, Part 8 by Jeanster 2-11-04

Maura returns to work that afternoon. She is excited about her date that evening with Tyler Jones. Human Resources really should have done a better job screening potential interns. From what Tyler told me, Blondi should be locked up! Maura, do you have a moment? Uh, yes, Blondi? You've been so nice to be. I think of you as my mentor. Would you like to go out for pizza with me tonight? It's my way of thanking you. Thanks, Blondi. But tonight's not good for me. Perhaps another time. Uh, okay. See ya, Maura.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

The Intern, Part 9 by Jeanster 2-12-04

Tyler? You haven't returned my calls. For the hundredth time, you psycho bitch, stop calling me. You're seeing someone else, aren't you? It's not over between us until I say it's over! You're insane, you know that? Stay the hell away from me! I'll have you know that this is NOT over. You just wait and see. And I'll have you know that if you show up anywhere near me, I won't be held responsible for my actions. Understand?

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

If I didn't already say it, welcome to Stripcreator.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Thank you kindly, jes_lawson. I like your comic strips, particularly these two:

Devine Intervention

Apt Pupil

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

The Intern, Part 10 by Jeanster 2-13-04

After their dinner date Tyler escorts Maura to her front door. Thank you for a lovely evening. May I call you again some time? Sure. I'd like that. Good night, Maura. Good night, Tyler. What? No good night kiss?

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

The Intern, Part 11 by Jeanster 2-13-04

Tyler was a perfect gentleman last night. Too perfect. I would have enjoyed getting a good night kiss from him. Maybe I had something in my teeth. Or was it my breath? There is a knock at Tyler's front door. Come in. It's open. What the hell are YOU doing here? I'll just wait for Tyler to call me. If he doesn't kiss me on our next date, I'll make the first move.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

The Intern, Part 12 by Jeanster 2-14-04

Maura, where's Blondi? I need her to make some photocopies. I haven't seen her today. Let me check around the office. A few minutes later . . Well? She called in sick. First time since she started working here. Meanwhile in front of Tyler's place . . . What do you make of it, Captain? I'd prefer to hold off on coming to any conclusions before I gather more facts, Sgt. Lewis.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

The Intern, Part 13 by Jeanster 2-14-04

Captain Brown examines the crime scene. Sgt. Lewis, I'll be done here in a few minutes. Then I'll need to question the witnesses. Yes, Captain. Oh, the Coroner arrived. He's outside. Land's sakes! This city is just too violent for decent folks! What's a poor old Granny to do? Sorry I can't stay and chat, Granny. I have a job to do. Hello, Doctor. Terribly gruesome, eh? Yes.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

The Intern (fin) by Jeanster 2-14-04

A week later at the cemetery . . . And you had better STAY dead and buried, you crazy psycho bitch! Maura and IndyPete arrive to pay their respects. I still can't get over this. I keep expecting to see her stroll into the office. It won't be easy to replace her. Nor will it be easy to find a young female intern naive enough to "take DIC-tation" the way Blondi did. It was self-defense, so Tyler Jones is free to get on with his life. Tyler and Maura leave the cemetery to start their second date. Maura, I hope you won't think I'm being too forward if I kiss you good night later. Tyler, kiss or no kiss, tonight I'm going to haul you into my bed and have my way with you.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

Very funny. Keep up the good work!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Thank you kindly, Inflatable Man. I like your "Valentine Blues" comic strip.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

It was good but for some reason I'd have loved a double twist having Tyler as the psycho and poor dead Blondi innocent!

Oh well! Keep it up :)

I thought it was all good. I wasn't really expecting anything except a great ending like the one that was there. Keep it up!

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It was good but for some reason I'd have loved a double twist having Tyler as the psycho and poor dead Blondi innocent!

Oh well! Keep it up :)

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Thank you kindly, OMG_DaGmAr_6481987. I'm glad you liked it.

I'll make some time this weekend to view your comic strips and give you some feedback.

Cheers!

~Jeanster

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"