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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

I'd hit that.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Already had her.

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Poop.

Mary Lou Retton tries to recover her former sponsors by showing that she can still perform a split, even now after all of these years.

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i want to piss on you

Before Doritos? But she's eating a bag right then.

They're Jabba-licious.

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What others say about boorite!

Doritos do a body good.

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I has a flavor!

Dude, how'dya get a nude pic of my mom? She stopped whorin' years ago!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Terribly unfamiliar with the laws of supply and demand, Ali Landry vowed to avenge Doritos discontinuation of her beloved Smokey Red BBQ chips by eating every bag of original flavor manufactured.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.