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shark_energy
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Modern Day Jesus latest episodes -
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Having been spared in the recent staff culling at Shark Energy HQ, Modern Jesus decides to put his powers towards a greater good...
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| It is a worryingly troublesome situation JC, the entire southern hempisphere has slipped into famine and over half of it is plagued by disease...horrible times | |
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| Certainly sounds horrible Informative Neighbour. Somebody has to act, has to fight, has to FIX the Earth's troubles! | |
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| Darling! I am off to Africa, Brazil and Australia on some important business. I could be gone for a few months but the world needs my talents. I must help my fellow man in its life threatening battle! | |
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| Hold it there Mister! Bathroom cabinets don't put themselves up. Where will I put my Nail File and Thrush Cream? Priorities JC, Priorities! Now get to work and then we can talk about your little trip. | |
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| The bathroom looks great honey, so I thought I would give you a little widdle reward... | |
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| We haven't done it for a while, and I know it is VERY naughty, but let's go up to the bedroom... | |
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| I've been such a filthy little angel! What will you do with me? | |
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| I'm gonna spank your naughty little behind...Bend over for satan! | |
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| JC! HELP! There is a scary mouse in the house and it is running riot! Get rid of it! | |
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| Ok darling I'm on to it... | |
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| Do I look scary to you mister? I've been living here for a year already and now you expect me to leave? What will I do? | |
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| ok ok. Well I must admit I do pride myself on helping all of God's creatures! I will let you stay, but please don't blow the cover... | |
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| You got me a canary for our 15 year and 5 month anniversary? How sweet! | |
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I think I need to find and stick with a direction for Jesus, I do have an idea up my sleeve to keep a running story going.
This one is a new series I am starting for a while...
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| Now Arnie, you take care of my grapes whilst I head into town | |
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| Oh oh theee grapes are gon ne! Gil bert is gon na be mad at me | |
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| Hey hey mis ter squiredge have you seen theee grapes? | |
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| Eh, do I look like a talking squirrel to you? I ain't got no grapes ok? Now BEAT IT | |
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Comments welcome please DUDES
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