Yes, it's sad. I will be absent from this wonderful place for 2 whole days. But never fear! I will be back on Sunday. lol I don't think you really care, but here are some sucky comics for VDay.

Dagmar gets a singing telegram for Valentine's day. by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 2-12-04

Hey Dagmar, someone sent you a singing telegram. Let's hear it. Uhh...Dagmar? Yes? It won't sing. ...

She'll never get to hear it. by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 2-12-04

Ok...here it goes. Oooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooh... Grr.

Unintentional rejection? by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 2-12-04

o/oh will you be my Valentine? The object of this love of mine! I think that you are very fair! Love that guy o-ver there! HEY!/o What the smurf? o/ Will you be my Val--/o I didn't tell you to resing it. Who got the bright idea for that one? ... Oops.

Ryan tries to steal Dagmar. by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 2-12-04

I have traveled from the depths of hell to bring you my sincere Valentine's message. Ok... Dagmar, will you marry me? I'm better than Alex will ever be. But I don't deserve you. I'm a shithead. Let me break it to you gently: I want to be friends. You shouldn't say that. See? Your past love's opinion. Isn't it grand? no.

Nice to meet you, Ryan. My name is Pizza. by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 2-12-04

I can never get you to break away from Alex. I don't know anything. Sure you do! What's your name? I don't know. What's my name? Pizza? ...

The last two and a half panels of this last comic came from a real conversation I had with someone at school. Enjoy, or not. lol

Happy Valentine's Day, everybody.

Many Schools Ban Valentine Deliveries - based on real news by Jeanster 2-13-04

Here's the school principal to tell us why his school has banned Valentine deliveries. It disrupts class and distracts the students. "And last year some parents wanted the school to pay for roses that went to the wrong kid. It's too much of a hassle." Chris, I swear I did send you flowers and candy. Honest! Well, Daryl, I never got them. Roses and chocolates? That's a pretty good haul you got for Valentine's Day, Chris. How do I tell Daryl I only think of him as a friend? Meaning I don't want to see him naked?

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

Barbie and Ken Break Up by Jeanster 2-13-04

Barbie and Ken have broken up after 43 years of being one the world's prettiest couples. Ken, do you have any comments about the breakup that you'd like to share with our viewers? It was a mutual breakup. Barbie and I will still be friends. At least I won't have to figure out what gift to buy her for Valentine's Day this year. Dammit! I forgot Valentine's Day is coming up! I have to shop for my wife's gift! Yep, that shopping chore will have to be done by her new admirer : Blaine, the Australian boogie boarder.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

I like "Ryan tries to steal Dagmar" especially.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Valentines Day by NooniePuuBunny 2-13-04

Up next we'll have a complete last minute shopping guide to help you pick out the perfect gift for your guy... *sighs* Oh wait..you don't have a guy...LOSER! BAHAHAHAHAAA!   !   testy testy....tsk tsk *glub*

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Nice one, Noonie.

Happy Paganistic Intercourse Ritual Day, all.

FOR THOSE OF US WHO ARE STAYING IN TO PLAY ON SC TONIGHT:

Happy Valentine's Day by graykane 2-14-04

I love you. I love you, too, but why does Valentine's Day always look like Halloween to me? You're not really here, are you. In reality, I'm alone in my room talking to myself, aren't I. Yeah, I guess that's true. So, is that why Valentine's Day looks so much like Halloween? Well, it's scary being alone on Valentine's Day, especially since the ghosts of past lovers can haunt you, but don't worry, honey, I'll protect you... Honey?

happy valentine's day

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i want to piss on you

The Media has transformed St. Valentine's Day into CRAP! by NooniePuuBunny 2-14-04

For some, Valentine's Day is a great joy. The love between two individuals expressed in 24 hours. But, for losers like YOU, Nuunie, its a heart-wrenching pain cuz no one will go out with you! BAHAHAHAHA!   !   YAAGH--  :)

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Strangest Valentine's Day by graykane 2-14-04

Hmm, I wonder who left that wet pink satin panty for me to slip on. This is actually a really difficult question since I live alone and have never had a girlfriend while living here. Hello? Is there somebody here? Please? I won't be angry. Would you like a beer?

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i want to piss on you

Err...I don't know whether to thank you for posting a comic in my thread or keeling over at the sheer thought of someone posting a disgusting comic about panties on my thread.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

very amusing. i hate VDay.

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Tout le monde est merde!!!

This one's for you, OMG_DaGmAr_6481987.

Crappy Valentine's Day by boinky33 2-16-04

Happy Valentine's day, you worthless object! Chocolates? These will go straight to my hips. So will I.

even boinkies can love

boinky's valentines experience by xxausrottenxx 2-16-04

happy valentines day hun!!....no no that wont work HAPPY V-DAY SWEETIE!....no hey maur, your cunt seems to be bleeding less today

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err...thanks for posting on my thread? I must've done something wrong to deserve that...lol. (and don't say anything, Graykane.)