Wow. Vagina Pants Elvis!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Not only was Elvis a woman, but evidence suggests that he died of elephantitis of the vaginal lips.

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i want to piss on you

Last resorts suck.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

As "Elvis" walk out of the party he had his magical feathur to keep him company since he didnt have any luck with that ladies that evening..

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

Where's his dick? Shouldn't the dick appear somewhere in front of the balls? I'm so confused. His balls are on backwards. His dick's in his ass.

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i want to piss on you

Fat Bob's Halloween Costume 1999: Camel-Toe Elvis

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'd post a caption, but I could never out do "Camel-Toe Elvis"

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

With concert funds dwindling to record lows, Elvis Presley was forced to castrate himself with a straight razor. "I couldn't afford to keep paying the Jordanaires", explained Presley in an unusually high pitched voice. "Now I'm a one man show -- with no dick. Thank you, thank you very much!" In a related story, upon hearing Elvis's latest version of "In the Ghetto", South Park resident Eric Cartman decided to cut off his own dick, as well. "I couldn't let that fat pig fucker sing higher than me!" squealed Cartman. "AgHhhhhh!"

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

With funds low, Elvis and his recording company resorted to smuggling Dog Bones through customs. With the end of the bone protruding from his anus, to make the same shape as the testicles he'd lost in the combine harvester incident years earlier, Elvis was able to take the rare treats to and from American without anyone raising an eyebrow.