graykane
as if i knew what i was talking about
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he may not want to claim responsibility for it, but this was heavily influenced by Beaz's series.
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| You think you're pretty hot stuff, donchya. | |
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| Fine. I'm not talking to you then either. You're too fat for me to talk to. You're an elephaggot: I couldn't fuck you, but I could ride you through the desert. | |
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| Do I feel a hot wind? Don't look now, Self, but there's a big red asshole over there, and I think it's hemorrhoiding at me. | |
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Coming To Theaters Soon... GAY SEX WARS, THE MOVIE
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| Wouldn't be the first time you got assblood on you. | |
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| You're so mature. You're like a mature old woman's spastic colitis, Mr. Diarrhea Mouth. | |
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| What's the matter, Dexxy Baby? You look bloated, like you're retaining water. | |
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| Oh, it's Satan. He was being a little bitch, so I sent him to hell. | |
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| So I gave him a little spanking, just a couple love taps, and shouted, "Suuuueeey! Look, Ma, I'm surfing the fat outback!" That's an analsex reference. He got so pissy! Oh Mister Owens, I need minions | |
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| My students won't shut up. I tried duck taping them, but parent-teacher night is this week, so I can't leave any visible red marks until next week. Parents only look when preparing for a confrontation | |
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| So, what are you going to do? | |
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| I think I'm going to have to go to war with the little red, tanning-salon slut. | |
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| I'm here to audition for the Gay Sex Wars. | |
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| Stop looking at my ass, kid. Even if you're of age, you look like my first sexual experience at summer camp. You can't fight Satan. He'll use your prick as dental floss & your balls as a makeup sponge | |
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| He calls me fat. With you he'll start a collagen lip-injection business in South Beach. | |
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| I guess we just stand out here and wait so he knows we're serious. I mean that's what everyone else is doing. Gosh, the line's long, and it looks like he shelled out some mega dough for the catering. | |
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| Look, all I know is there's a rumor at the homeless shelter that if we let some fag criticize us, we can hangout outside and eat free sandwiches. | |
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| I'm so distraut, Mister Owens. Dexxy and I flew to San Francisco and got married this weekend, and now, not only are we not together, but we're going to war! | |
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| What are you going to do? | |
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| I mean it's no big deal. I can always just write the Vatican and ask for an annulment. | |
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to be continued (i think)...
--- i want to piss on you
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