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graykane
as if i knew what i was talking about

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he may not want to claim responsibility for it, but this was heavily influenced by Beaz's series.

GAY SEX WARS, THE MOVIE by graykane
2-19-04
Two men...
You think you're pretty hot stuff, donchya.
I'm not talking to you.
One journey...
Fine. I'm not talking to you then either. You're too fat for me to talk to. You're an elephaggot: I couldn't fuck you, but I could ride you through the desert.
Do I feel a hot wind? Don't look now, Self, but there's a big red asshole over there, and I think it's hemorrhoiding at me.
Coming To Theaters Soon... GAY SEX WARS, THE MOVIE
Wouldn't be the first time you got assblood on you.
You're so mature. You're like a mature old woman's spastic colitis, Mr. Diarrhea Mouth.

GAY SEX WARS 2, THE SEARCH FOR SHENA by graykane
2-19-04
What's the matter, Dexxy Baby? You look bloated, like you're retaining water.
Oh, it's Satan. He was being a little bitch, so I sent him to hell.
So I gave him a little spanking, just a couple love taps, and shouted, "Suuuueeey! Look, Ma, I'm surfing the fat outback!" That's an analsex reference. He got so pissy! Oh Mister Owens, I need minions
My students won't shut up. I tried duck taping them, but parent-teacher night is this week, so I can't leave any visible red marks until next week. Parents only look when preparing for a confrontation
So, what are you going to do?
I think I'm going to have to go to war with the little red, tanning-salon slut.

GAY SEX WARS 3, THE SEARCH CONTINUES by graykane
2-19-04
I'm here to audition for the Gay Sex Wars.
Stop looking at my ass, kid. Even if you're of age, you look like my first sexual experience at summer camp. You can't fight Satan. He'll use your prick as dental floss & your balls as a makeup sponge
He calls me fat. With you he'll start a collagen lip-injection business in South Beach.
I guess we just stand out here and wait so he knows we're serious. I mean that's what everyone else is doing. Gosh, the line's long, and it looks like he shelled out some mega dough for the catering.
Look, all I know is there's a rumor at the homeless shelter that if we let some fag criticize us, we can hangout outside and eat free sandwiches.

GAY SEX WARS 4, SATAN LAMENTS by graykane
2-19-04
I'm so distraut, Mister Owens. Dexxy and I flew to San Francisco and got married this weekend, and now, not only are we not together, but we're going to war!
What are you going to do?
I mean it's no big deal. I can always just write the Vatican and ask for an annulment.

to be continued (i think)...

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i want to piss on you

2-19-04 9:56pm (new)
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graykane
as if i knew what i was talking about

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GAY SEX WARS 5 by graykane
2-20-04
Boy, this crucifix is so life-like. I bet you if I were to touch it, his skin would be soft.
Yes, our Christ is made from only the finest latex.
Ooooooh.
So, how can I help you?
Well, I originally came here for something else, but now I just want to borrow your crucifix for the weekend.

GAY SEX WARS 666 by graykane
2-20-04
Oh, Mister Owens, I need minions.
And my students need discipline.
sucky sucky
five spot is my g-spot.
Now, children, just because I'm an associate of Mister Owens doesn't mean that I share his vices. What's that little girl looking at? ...Sweetie, that's just Latex Jesus. He doesn't concern you.

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i want to piss on you

2-20-04 7:46am (new)
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Beaz
Freek-A-Leek

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Well... I'm so proud my series would inspire a gay sex spinoff.

*cough*

At least they're funny :)

2-20-04 8:01am (new)
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graykane
as if i knew what i was talking about

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GAY SEX WARS 777, IT'S JUST NOT WORKING IS IT. by graykane
2-20-04
Satan Trains His Minions For Battle
Who wants to spank my munkey?
  ?  
Owww! OMG, someone lit my fart-- my ass is on fire!!!
hehehe
Sir, will you tell Tobor to stop cornholing me? He's starting to rip me new orafices.

GAY SEX WARS 888, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? by graykane
2-20-04
Meanwhile, At the Parent-Teacher Conference...
Mister Owens, I insist you tell me right this instant where our children are.
Mom, Dad, whatever you are, don't you recognize me?
Yeah, where's our children?
Actually, I don't care if I get my child back.
Just because my daughter is Asian doesn't mean you don't have to return her at the end of the day. You have to share, Mister Owens. We'll take turns.
Uh, I think I have to go to the bathroom or something. I'll be right back.

GAY SEX WARS 999, BACK IN BUSINESS by graykane
2-20-04
Look, you have to take Satan back. I've seen all the drunk homeless people outside. Your army sucks, and frankly, so does Satan's, and I'm going to get fired if I don't get my students back. Damn him.
*frrrrrp* Whoops, your nose was so close to my ass, I couldn't resist farting.
What did you do, eat boiled eggs and then douche with hot oil?
Yep.
Let me kill him.

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i want to piss on you

2-20-04 12:44pm (new)
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graykane
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GSW 10 by graykane
2-20-04
I've heard a lot of height jokes in my life, Dr. Kaufman. My favorite is, "When I said 'minion', I wasn't mispronouncing 'munchkin', Mister Owens."
But, Doc, nobody-- I mean nobody-- had ever farted on my face before, especially not to illustrate my vertical handicap. He fucking ate boiled eggs & douched with hot oil, Doc. I MUST RIP HIS SKIN OFF
Hello? Doc?
Are you going to eat my cat?

GSW 11, THE END? by graykane
2-20-04
Dexxy is here to see you, Satan.
Really? To see me? How's my breath? Do I look okay? OK, send him in.
Oh well, at least Satan still has another day left with the latex Jesus.
Hi, honey. I've missed you. I decided you were right, I was too fat, so with a little help from Mister Owens, I lost some weight for you, my love.
Mister Owens, what did you do to Dexxy?
Hmmm?
Hurry, kids, run upstairs to your parents. Whatever you do, don't slow down and don't look back.

oh well, i guess nobody enjoyed this series. i've always been told i take delicate topics "too far," but i've never understood why there is a "too far." perhaps, especially amidst this silence, i'll never understand.

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2-20-04 10:00pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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graykane is my new favorite comicist.

three cheers for graykane.

2-20-04 10:48pm (new)
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