Or do surface-to-air missiles not discriminate sexually?

Not this surface-to-air missile.
C'mere, you!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

RAAR! SAM-1 CORNHOLE ANDY DOUGAN!

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Poop.

I just shot canadian bacon out my nose. Damn you Rabid! You Magnificent Weasel.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Jesus says in thine bible,"punching is for the strong, missles are for the smart."No, missles only shoot idiots. That might explain why Boinky is dead...

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Aha! It is me, Jesus! In evil form!

Again, you grace us with your shoddy Biblical exegesis. The only "missles [sic]" known in Roman-occupied Judaea were slingstones, arrows, and the like. Liquid fueled, computer-guided rockets would remain unknown for most of the next two millenia! You have committed the Equivocal Fallacy, resulting in a conflation of truly Biblical proportions.

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What others say about boorite!

Yeah, the Middle East didn't have any WMDs back then either.

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AFROMANS MOVE

Isn't that what happens after eating one too many bean burritos?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

And what do you think they used the CAMELS for then, huh?!

If those middle easterners get lippy with us, we could just send our WADs at 'em. Weapon of Ass Destruction. AKA Tobor.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.