It's true. He fucks himself with a giant penis and smokes dope with the pope. He also fucks Mary and Noah too.

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Aha! It is me, Jesus! In evil form!

You're the worst Sunday School teacher EVER! (*Slam!*)

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

As a noted authority on the Gospels, I can only regard your depiction of the Biblical Jesus as apocryphal, at best. Perhaps your argument relies on historical evidence, but there is no way to tell, as you have simply asked us to accept this dildo-wielding fucked-up swinger Jesus of yours. With all due respect, I think the safe course here is skepticism.

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What others say about boorite!

Jesus is allright. It's just is disciples who are complete fuckfaces.

I think it was from one of the agnostic gospels. The Gospel of Louie, to be exact.

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I has a flavor!

Jn.12:14
"And Jesus, when he had found a young ass, sat thereon."

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i want to piss on you

i kinda like that jesus.

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It's grime time.

You fuckers just made the top of God's "smite card."

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What others say about boorite!

I think I could take him. He's pretty old, right?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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I think I could take him. He's pretty old, right?

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