Ways of Telling if Satan Has Possessed Your House by possums 2-21-04

1. The baby's Jack-In-the-Box no longer plays "Pop Goes the Weasel" and instead plays the score from Rosemary's Baby. La la la laaaa la la la la laa la la laa laaaa.... 2. The microwave has a new setting: "Hell's Inferno." I think I overcooked it... 3. You found boinky33 in your closet. What the hell?! *boink!*

More Ways of Telling if Satan Has Possessed Your House by possums 2-21-04

4. Your spouse took all those "Help from Jesus" tapes away and replaced them with copies of "The Omen," and "Funny Girl." Honey! Look what I brought home! 5. You could swear that you saw Tom Araya in your son's room. Uh.... boy? RAINING BLOOD!!! FROM A LACERATED SKY!!!! 6. Your dog isn't so friendly any more. Grrr.....

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7. You've been getting odd telemarketer calls. BAHHH!!! BUY THE SPAWN OF SATAN TODAY FOR JUST 19.95!!! GHOARGHH!!!! 8. Remember those copies of "Funny Girl" your spouse bought? You were compelled to watch one! Hello, gorgeous. 9. That donkey you were keeping in the back has taken a turn for the weird. GNEHEHE!!! HAS YOU A MANY CORBIUS??

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Are we offended, Satan boy?

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YOU WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE?!

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Nice ones.

hobeast.

I was starting to wonder about those telemarketer calls..............

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