Thin: A little room please?
Fat: Shut up.
Thin: Just a little?
Fat: Shut up. *fart*
Thin: Oh God! Just shot me now!
Fat: Shut up.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

George learned his lesson, his lunch wasn't getting away this time.

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Poop.

And by that of course, you mean that he was going to eat Frank.

Sure, sharing a cubical with a 450 lb man wasn't exactly his idea of a promotion, but the last thing Joel wanted to do was rock the boat by complaining about how fucking fat his new co-worker was.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

The proximity that skinny Bill had to share with Fat Bob was tolerable. It was the fact that when Fat Bob shat his own pants, he also shat Bill's that was the issue.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.