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i want to piss on you

"This'll show 'em not to leave loopholes in the regulations!"

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Paying homage to 80s songstress Martika, an unidentified toy soldier falls out of rank. Step by step, heart to heart, left right left, the bold act of insubordination would go on to cause the entire platoon to collapse like dominoes, much to the chagrin of chief petty officer Buckingham Nicks.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

No really. Does anyone see the image he posted? I don't even see the .

Not even when I cut and paste the url in...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I see it.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"Bloody 'ell? What's all this then? Do get up, you soddin' wanker. Pip, pip! The Queen'll be along any moment. Come along now! Posh and bother."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.