Actually, about 850 I found thanks to archive.org. I think they're funny, unlike what I come up with myself.

Just so you know, virtually all these quotes were last words.

Game quotes by NeoVid 2-02-04

This scroll is useless. It just says "HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR." I bet without Mjolnir you're a pansy. There won't be any surprises. I own this adventure myself. They won't attack for no reason. They're willing to talk if I drop my weapons? Okay. This ring of flying has a time limit?

Game quotes 2 by NeoVid 2-02-04

OK, Odin, if you won't answer, here's what I really think! You can't disintegrate yourself. Here, watch. Sure, I humiliated the GM in class, but he won't take it out on my character. I spilled the oil on myself. I'd better get it off before we face the red dragon. I could only fail if I roll a 1 twice in a row. Well, he's Lawful Evil, so he should keep his word about not betraying us.

Game quotes 3 by NeoVid 2-03-04

What trap? Do you really think they'd leave the self-destruct button out where anyone can press it? Ha! Arrows versus Kevlar! Only six inches tall? ...Wait. Six SCALE inches? Well, I don't like this character anyway... here goes... Your mother was a gully dwarf.

Game quotes 4 by NeoVid 2-04-04

But the directions said to pull pin and throw! So what if the elves are black, you racist! Huh? I thought you said fifTEEN ogres... A pit? How original. I thought this GM was more creative. 23... 24! He's out of ammo! Uh, guys? Why are you looking at me like that? Guys?

Game quotes 5 by NeoVid 2-04-04

Wow, what could have done that to a giant? I'll cut the red wire. I'll try and hide in the room full of shadows. What do you mean, shadows with a capital S? Man, you're dumb even for a barbarian. Blue! No wait, yellow-AUUUGH! Lessee: AC 17, 3 HD +3, and D8+2 damage... OK, I can fight for four turns and still have 12 HP! Let's rock!

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