The Artist formerly known as Prince shows off the strap-on he had specially made by DeBeers.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

geologists and environmentalists have recently shown that dildos, anal beeds, and butterfly clit-twiddlers are all natural products of the earth and should be accepted into the community as such. President Bush refused to comment.

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Caveman sex toys were recently discovered in the underground sugar caves of wrath. Said to be millions of years old, the sexual tools are to be used in the forthcoming hardcore movie "Cavegirls ride the wooly mammoth".