Tales From The Mark I by gunder01 2-23-04

What!?! How Can you say that?? Jake, we need to talk... I think tou're watching too much wrestling. That's just not true! A pack of LIES! Uh, uh...I mean... You just need to get to know me better! You cancelled our date on Tuesday to watch ten-year-old reuns of "UWF FURY Hour", your magazine collection is bigger than your bookshelf, and the omly CD you own is The Wrestlemania Album. Shattered, Norma storms off.. HE, gets mah heeeaaart pump-in', he gets the paaaarty jumpin', he's the MACH-O MAAAN!!...

Tales From The Mark II by gunder01 2-23-04

The Mark finds a friend... "The moon, the staaars, venus, sa-TURN! Yeah!" Well, I guess it is my favourite album... Hey, me too! The Wrestlemania Album saved my life, man! But he has his principles I swear by the 1993 original version, the 1999 reissue was a total insult to any real fan... But dude, it's the exact same record! They just changed the cover art for copyright reasons. Left alone, The Mark makes a terrible discovery.... Oh God. I've been living a lie! I AM a consumer whore to Vince McMahon! NOOOO!

Tales From The Mark III by gunder01 2-23-04

The Mark's wrestling background has also made him an expert on International Affairs... Alright, time for your oral essay question: How should the United States deal with Saddam Hussein? Consider precedents such as The Nuremburg Trials, attitudes towards The International Crimin- Personally, I think they should just kill the whole "terror" angle already. I mean, any noob can see that Saddam is going to turn face and help The President screw Osama at Wretlemania. ...and an excellent travel companion ...And THAT'S how the NWA decided to recognize Fujunami as champ after all. LOOK BUDDY. THAT'S IT! I WAS INTERESTED UNTIL YOU GOT TO BUDDY ROGERS, NOW WILL YOU JUST RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ALREADY!!?! Man, was the King Of Cable Tounament stupid or WHAT!?! I'm a talking snowman, and even *I* can't figure out what the fuck you're talking about!

My first series here, "Tales from the Mark". Thais place is great fun.

Thanks,
gunder01

I liked them.

I think that Smackdown and the next State of the Union should be integrated. The whole world would benefit from the Rock giving the People's Elbow to George W.

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Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

"Personally, I think they should just kill the whole "terror" angle already. I mean, any noob can see that Saddam is going to turn face and help The President screw Osama at Wretlemania.

Holy crap, I think you're onto something!!! Then Osama, shamed by his loss of the Heavyweight Championship is going to change his image to the leader of a biker gang. His crew will be composed of a bunch of midcarders who will ultimately ruin his fan credibility, and his career will be over!

That's pretty damn clever. Good show.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.